REVIEW: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Oreos
Forgive me for making assumptions based on appearances, but I think we can all agree that Santa’s fat ass loves cookies. After all, a popular tradition is to leave Oreos and...
Monthly Archive: October 2017
REVIEW: Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino
After killing thousands of baristas before Starbucks finally killed it off, the Unicorn Frappuccino is back from the dead. With limited-time-only appeal and bright colors sure to produce high demand,...
REVIEW: General Mills Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs
Ladies and Gents, I’d like to introduce to you the most clever no-brainer that’s ever existed. Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs, or Hot Cocoa² Puffs, is a level of genius so...
FIRST LOOK: Snickers Salty & Sweet, Snickers Fiery, and Snickers Espresso
Hungry to hear about candy that comes out 9 months from now? Why wait? I don’t know who I blew to get these, but Mars Incorporated sent me not one,...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s One Sweet World
“At Ben & Jerry’s, we believe the world is sweetest when we stand together as one.” Well, I agree but I’m having a hard time standing period with all this...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Cobbler Cookies
While it’s no secret that I’m a filthy little pumpkin slut, I’ll be the first to admit we’ve been spoiled with pumpkin in the U.S. From pumpkin spice lattes to...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Caramel Apple Spice Cookies
Once upon a time, long before white girls were invented, it was apple cider (not pumpkin) that reigned supreme during fall. It was a simpler time; we’d all sip apple...
REVIEW: Wasabi Doritos
Whenever I eat sushi, I feel pretty healthy afterwards so I come home and eat Doritos. Tonight I’m going to cut out the middleman. Wasabi Doritos! These were recently introduced...
REVIEW: Nabisco Mystery Oreos
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Why did they discontinue Dunkaroos? Will anyone EVER tell me what the hell the White...
REVIEW: Burger King’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shake
Burger King, the popular hamburger and french fry restaurant, is cementing itself as one of the nation’s top producers of breakfast cereal. After successful runs with the Froot Loops Shake...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Caramel Apple Oatmeal Creme Pies
Little Debbie Caramel Apple Oatmeal Creme Pies are back! Please find our review, originally published on August 31 2016, below: What’s that old expression, “An Oatmeal Creme Pie a Day...
REVIEW (x2): Hostess Peanut Butter HoHos and Hostess Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies
After years and years of arduous testing, Hostess has finally figured out that chocolate and peanut butter taste good together, and they are ALL IN: First, Christmas came early with...
