REVIEW: Ruffles Mozzarella ‘N Marinara
When I’m drunk watching the big game and ask to see a menu for the what probably won’t be the last time of the evening, I find my fingers usually...
Monthly Archive: January 2018
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes
Ohhh how I love a big ole’ bowl of “f*ck you” to start your day… Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes is here, and surely you’re as confused as you are erect....
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chillin’ the Roast Truffles
Cold Brew Coffee: It’s the cool thing to do. ~ Official tagline for Cold Brew Coffee that I made up. Not just coffee, not just iced coffee, but frigid, wonderful cold brew...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Cupcake Kisses
Hershey’s Cupcake Kisses are back on shelves as a Target exclusive! Please find our review from last year re-published below. Every year I look forward to getting kisses on Valentine’s...
REVIEW: Post Nutter Butter Cereal
Oh you guys think you’re soooooo great… With Nabisco’s flagship cookie finding its cereal-self again early this year with Oreo O’s, and with the new Chips Ahoy! Cereal turning more...
REVIEW: Post Chips Ahoy! Cereal
Soooome-bod-y’s jeeeeal-ous. ? With the return of Oreo O’s delighting the universe earlier this year, Nabisco’s other flagship cookie has something to say. Hey guys… you like cookies and milk? Well...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake Truffles
Caramel and Chocolate and Cheesecake, OH MY! ? We haven’t seen Ben & Jerry’s employ this kind of wizardry to its ice cream in quite some time. They’ve got a trio...
REVIEW: White Cheesecake M&M’s
White Cheesecake M&M’s are back on shelves as a Walmart exclusive! Please find our review from last year re-published below. Love is many different things to many different people. For...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Hot Cocoa Cookies
During the dog days of winter, I have two preferred methods to keep warm: 1) Drink hot chocolate to combat the chill. 2) Eat cookies til I get too fat...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Donut Shop Cereal (Chocolate Donut & Pink Donut)
As a man bearing the first name “Junk,” I’m always looking for new ways to eat as many donuts as possible for breakfast. Kellogg’s is affording me not just one,...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Gold Peanuts & Pretzels
Hershey’s has a brand new candy bar, and it’s already sporting some impressive hardware: Hershey’s Gold Peanuts & Pretzels! Hershey’s is an official sponsor of the United States Olympic Committee,...
REVIEW (x4): Quest Protein Cookies
It’s just like I’ve always said: If you’re gonna be late to the party, you better show up with cookies… Look, there’s no denying that Quest is late to the game...
