REVIEW: Nestle Butterfinger Dark
Happy Halloween! Here’s a not-that-new candy bar review that I wrote in March but forgot to publish until today. The last time I used “butt,” “finger” and “dark” in the...
Monthly Archive: October 2018
REVIEW: Nabisco Peppermint Bark Oreos
Dear Fall Santa, I’ve been pretty good this year. A few sins when tequila is involved, but more or less good. All I want for Christmas this year is a...
REVIEW: 3 Musketeers Birthday Cake
3 Musketeers has always been known as “a lighter way to enjoy chocolate®” but hey… who’s counting calories on your birthday? It’s not often that 3 Musketeers mess around with...
REVIEW: Smokin’ Bacon & Swiss Cheez It Grooves
I may be alone in this, but I really miss the days when bacon was a complement and not a centerpiece. A Wendy’s Baconator is one thing, but we are...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Ginger Hold the Cone!
Well how the hell else was I gonna eat it…? Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Ginger Hold the Cone! It’s Ice Cream 101: you gotta hold the cone to lick it, though...
REVIEW: Ghost Pepper Chex Mix
With Halloween just around the corner, what’s spookier than a ghost? The ghost pepper, of course – at least if you’re a little bitch… Ghost Pepper Chex Mix That wouldn’t...
REVIEW: White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s
Oh look, the M&M’s are making babies with each other!! The parents are White Chocolate and Peanut, and the dirty dirty lovechild are these new White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s. I...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Birthday Cake Popcorn
Fresh off the heels of a popcorn flavored like polarizing candy corn, Trader Joe’s has a new flavor I think we can all celebrate… Trader Joe’s Birthday Cake Popcorn Don’t...
REVIEW: Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme
Honestly, the guy has ONE job. If he’s going to keep f*cking up all the cookies, get him off the line… Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies & Creme For the...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Salted Caramel Apple Cookies
Pillsbury Salted Caramel Apple Cookies are back! Please find our review below: I know it sounds a little weird, but a recent study showed that adding salt to any fruit...
REVIEW: O&H Bakery Pumpkin Caramel Danish Kringle (Trader Joe’s)
Ever since the unfortunate and untimely discontinuation of Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter – the universal selection for best pumpkin product of all-time by anyone who ever let it...
REVIEW: General Mills Maple Cheerios
We all know maple syrup as the delicious glue that holds our carb calories together, but have you guys ever tried pesticides? Spoiler alert: you have! I’m being facetious of...
