REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chip Happens
I’ve never seen the show Nailed It! on Netflix, but apparently it’s a show where really bad bakers like you and me f*ck up the cakes they’re supposed to make and produce...
Monthly Archive: May 2020
REVIEW: The Return of Dunkaroos! (2020)
What were you doing 25 years ago? Were you even born? Were you watching Clueless on VHS? The Simpsons when it was still good? Were you listening to Gansta’s Paradise on cassette, rewinding it...
REVIEW: Tostitos Hint of Spicy Queso
I don’t know about you guys, but I am sick and tired of having to dip my hand into one bag, then DIP IT AGAIN into another thing, and THEN lift it up...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Chips Ahoy!
When we look back on the impact that the COVID-19 pandemic has had on the junk food industry, the following product will sum it all up better than words can....
REVIEW: Stuffed Puffs Filled Marshmallows (Updated with Chocolate-on-Chocolate)
Those who have followed me long enough know that I have a playful, sometimes violent, rivalry with marshmallows. On their own? Not the snack for me. As part of s’mores?...
REVIEW: Snickers White
Before you open your mouth, just shut up. I’ve seen sooo much hate for white chocolate in recent years. The criticisms often read that “white chocolate isn’t even chocolate”, which is...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle
It’s a good thing calories don’t count during pandemics! Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle Normally this would be danger, danger, danger, but Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle couldn’t have released at a...
