REVIEW: Kellogg’s Caramel Apple Jacks
For the first time in their 55 year history, Apple Jacks are finally doing something that makes sense! Kellogg’s Caramel Apple Jacks By now you’ve probably eaten Apple Jacks and...
Monthly Archive: July 2020
REVIEW: Hostess S’mores Cupcakes
I don’t like camping, and I’m not good at and too lazy to start fires… Why haven’t I ever thought to bake my s’mores in the oven, or learn to...
REVIEW (x2): Sour Patch Kids Crush Fruit Mix and Swedish Fish Crush Fruit Mix
Honestly, who needs fruit when you can just drink soda? And honestly, who needs soda when you can just eat gummies? And ANOTHER THING… Alright I’m all out of things,...
REVIEW: Starburst Fruit by the Foot
“Fruit by the foot… candy by the mile.” A real-life measure of my diet in distance. Starburst Fruit by the Foot Today I learned that the best way to get...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Strawberry Cheesecake Cookies
Tonight we explore the greatest debate in human history: “Is Cheesecake cake, or a pie?” The case for cake: It has “cake” in its name. It fits in a cake pan....
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Boots on the Moooo’n
Boy, they really just want us to stay on the couch and eat ice cream forever, huh? Ben & Jerry’s Boots on the Moooo’n It’s a THIRD collabo between Ben...
REVIEW: Lucky Charms Frozen Dairy Dessert
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Golden Grahams S’mores Toaster Strudel
How do you make something golden even MORE golden? I highly advise against glittering up a bowl of Golden Grahams, but what about toasting them until they’re even more golden brown? And...
