REVIEW: Kellogg’s Snickerdoodle Pop-Tarts
In their early testing days, before they even had a name, Pop-Tarts were referred to internally as “fruit scones.” Now I’m pretty sure they could open an entire bakery just...
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REVIEW: Nabisco Snickerdoodle Oreos
A wave of excitement rushes over you as you open your eyes. It’s Christmas morning! You rush down the stairs. Santa’s fat ass is stuck in the chimney, but you...
REVIEW: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn
Football season is back baby!! For most of us, this means fighting off the Sunday scares with wing specials, shitty beer, maddening fantasy football outcomes and losing half of your...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights Ice Cream
Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter! Little Debbie Ice Cream It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
REVIEW: General Mills Trix Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
REVIEW: General Mills Cocoa Puffs Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
REVIEW: Crunchy Cookie M&M’s
Usually we see M&M’s inside of cookies, but what if we put the cookies inside the M&M’s? Spoiler Alert: You get fat. Crunchy Cookie M&M’s Description via M&M’s: This flavor is the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Neapolitan Oreos
When you really stop and think about it, there may not be a greater choice of ice cream than Neapolitan. Long a lifeline for the indecisive, Neapolitan ice cream speaks...
