REVIEW: Lucky Charms Frozen Dairy Dessert
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Golden Grahams S’mores Toaster Strudel
How do you make something golden even MORE golden? I highly advise against glittering up a bowl of Golden Grahams, but what about toasting them until they’re even more golden brown? And...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Apple Pie Kit Kat
“Hey man, what if they made like… portable apple pies?” “They do. McDonald’s has them.” “No man I mean like… TRULY portable. Like, you could put an apple pie in...
REVIEW: Lotus Biscoff Sandwich Cream Cookies
My whole life, I’ve been an Oreo guy. A familiar flavor now with endless variety, no cookie offers the same amount of comfort and excitement quite like the Oreo. I...
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Honey Clovers
Honestly, when we pick out all the marshmallows, this will be the same cereal it always was… Do Lucky Charms Honey Clovers feel a little out of left field for...
REVIEW: Wendy’s Baconator Pringles
Once you pop the fun don’t stop, am I right, Guy?! Wendy’s Employee: Sir that’s your 13th Baconator in two hours; I really think you should stop. Me: No way...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel
Very quietly, a new Toaster Strudel has joined the fray. Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel I found these new Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel at Redners (a store that barely exists), and...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey Churro Pop Tarts
Now you can enjoy a socially distant carnival from the comfort of your own home! *Cut to you, standing in front of your toaster oven, eating Pop Tarts you burnt…...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s These Sprinkles Walk Into A Sandwich Cookie
These sprinkles walk into a bar… It was an ICE CREAM BAR!!! Trader Joe’s These Sprinkles Walk Into A Sandwich Cookie It’s always a party when the sprinkles show up,...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix & Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Maple Syrup
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chip Happens
I’ve never seen the show Nailed It! on Netflix, but apparently it’s a show where really bad bakers like you and me f*ck up the cakes they’re supposed to make and produce...
