REVIEW: The Return of Dunkaroos! (2020)
What were you doing 25 years ago? Were you even born? Were you watching Clueless on VHS? The Simpsons when it was still good? Were you listening to Gansta’s Paradise on cassette, rewinding it...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Tostitos Hint of Spicy Queso
I don’t know about you guys, but I am sick and tired of having to dip my hand into one bag, then DIP IT AGAIN into another thing, and THEN lift it up...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Chips Ahoy!
When we look back on the impact that the COVID-19 pandemic has had on the junk food industry, the following product will sum it all up better than words can....
REVIEW: Stuffed Puffs Filled Marshmallows (Updated with Chocolate-on-Chocolate)
Those who have followed me long enough know that I have a playful, sometimes violent, rivalry with marshmallows. On their own? Not the snack for me. As part of s’mores?...
REVIEW: Snickers White
Before you open your mouth, just shut up. I’ve seen sooo much hate for white chocolate in recent years. The criticisms often read that “white chocolate isn’t even chocolate”, which is...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle
It’s a good thing calories don’t count during pandemics! Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle Normally this would be danger, danger, danger, but Trader Joe’s Springle Jangle couldn’t have released at a...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Birthday Cake Kit Kat
The original Kit Kat was born on August 29, 1935. Some 85 years later, and on the wrong day by about 4 months, it’s finally getting some cake. Hershey’s Birthday...
REVIEW (x4): Pop Tarts Bites (Updated with Confetti Cake)
What is it with us and our obsession with eating tiny food? I mean seriously… why is this video of a man cooking a microscopic cheeseburger so unbelievably satisfying to...
Quick Bites: Hershey’s White with Whole Almonds
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Today’s quick bite is: Hershey’s White with Whole Almonds Description via Hershey’s: A sweet and crunchy treat that features a smooth white...
REVIEW: Lay’s Frank’s RedHot Hot Sauce Chips
Frank’s RedHot… “I put that sh*t on everything.” Lay’s Potato Chips… “I’ll eat whatever the f*ck flavor they put out.” Welp, fam, my hands are tied! Lay’s Frank’s RedHot Hot...
REVIEW: Nabisco Tiramisu Oreos
Did you know that the Italian word “tiramisu” can be translated to “pick me up”? As in: It’s going to be difficult to tiramisu off the floor after I’m through...
REVIEW: Ranking Over 100 Oreo Flavors Because We’re Fat and That’s How Many We Ate
I’m embarking on this journey for two reasons, and two reasons only: Clickbait for my stupid snack blog. Because I am uniquely qualified as a special kind of fatass who...
