REVIEW: Lotus Biscoff Ice Cream
There was a time not long ago when Americans only ate speculoos cookies – the cookies at the core of the now mega-popular cookie butter – in the sky. When...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Milky Way Salted Caramel
When the flavor’s falling a little flat, the solution is simple. Just add salt. Milky Way Salted Caramel At least that’s what Mars is banking on with their new Milky...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake is back! Please find our review below, a classic. Ice cream and I go way back. As an adolescent, it played an integral role in my...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Whoppers
You know that feeling when two boring things come together to produce something infinitely more exciting? Example: Hairspray isn’t exciting, a lighter isn’t exciting… but put them together and I...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Bun Spread
Did you ever smell one of those dessert-scented candles that smelled so good you wanted to eat it? Well now you can! Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Bun Spread Ok maybe a...
REVIEW: General Mills Blueberry Cheerios
Welcome to the family, Blueberry Cheerios! General Mills Blueberry Cheerios You’ll have to cut me some slack today, guys. I don’t have anything significant to say about blueberries, and neither...
REVIEW: Hostess Iced Pumpkin Cupcakes
Do you ever look back at specific moments in your life just to reflect on how much you’ve grown since then? When I do this with Junk Banter, there really...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Edible Cookie Dough (Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Monster)
I’ve spent my entire life not listening to Nestle… DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH. What do you think I am, Nestle… a person who cares about themselves? What a...
REVIEW: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Cookie Straws
Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Cookie Straws are back! Please find our review below: From this point forward, everything I suck into my face is officially pumpkin spice. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Cookie...
REVIEW: Smartfood Flamin’ Hot White Cheddar Popcorn
I’m not sure I could think of a better mash-up of two snacks I was most likely to be eating in a middle school cafeteria than this right here. Unless...
REVIEW: Milk Chocolate M&M’s Minis Cookie Dough
Some things don’t require a review; they just need to be eaten. Milk Chocolate M&M’s Minis Cookie Dough Take this Milk Chocolate M&M’s Minis Cookie Dough, for instance. Perfect example....
REVIEW: Mystery Oreo (2019)
From the perspective of the manufacturer, the beauty of Oreos is that we will buy them no matter what the hell flavor they put out. Do you guys remember Swedish Fish...
