REVIEW: Cheez It Buffalo Wing
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Today’s Quick Bite is: Cheez It Buffalo...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Neapolitan M&M’s
I scream, you scream, WE ALL SCREAM WHENEVER THERE’S A NEW M&M’s FLAVOR. New Neapolitan M&M’s at Target! Ice cream-flavored M&M’s isn’t a first for the brand, but this is...
REVIEW: Nabisco Peeps Oreos (Chocolate)
Today we play a game called: “Can They Make It Worse?” Our first (and only) contestant is: Peeps Oreos. Nabisco Peeps Oreos debuted last year in what was a fundamental...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Party Cake Mini Bagels
Thomas’ Party Cake Mini Bagels are back! Please find our original review from 2017 re-published below. Tonight we’re celebrating how truly ridiculous the world has become, and we’re doing it...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Birthday Cake Bars
On the wrong side of 30, I don’t make a big deal of my birthdays anymore… Sure, there was a time not along ago where I did. Private rooms. Bottle...
REVIEW: Turkey Hill Gertrude Hawk Box of Chocolates
Valentine’s Day is upon us, and Turkey Hill Gertrude Hawk Box of Chocolates is back! Please find our review from 2017 republished below: “Life is like a box of chocolates.”...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Baked Churro Bites
The circus is great! Bunch of freaks, you can buy churros… what’s not to love? It’s really not all that different from shopping at Trader Joe’s when you think about...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt
Give me 100 hours. Give me 100 attempts. Give me 100 phone-a-friends. I would never, ever be able to conceive a more “Frankenstein” product than this right here. Sour gummy...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Super Mario Cereal
Let’s face it: mornings are a drag. Off the edge of your bed, outside your mountain of blankets lies an endless ocean of responsibility. Work, perhaps. School. THE POST OFFICE....
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Shake It Truffles
Milkshake ice cream… is there anything more meta? Funny you should ask. Here’s a collection of the most meta things I’ve reviewed on this site: Butter-flavored Ritz crackers. Even Thinner...
REVIEW: Hostess Dark Chocolate Raspberry Cupcakes
Hostess Dark Chocolate Raspberry Cupcakes are back! Please find our original review republished below with updated pictures and a slight refresh: Valentines Day’s is great! Love is everywhere you look,...
REVIEW: Ruffles Mozzarella ‘N Marinara
When I’m drunk watching the big game and ask to see a menu for the what probably won’t be the last time of the evening, I find my fingers usually...
