REVIEW: White Peppermint M&M’s
Does anyone remember when flavors were like, almost normal? Believe it or not, it wasn’t that long ago… White Peppermint M&M’s aren’t new – they debuted back in 2012 right...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Holiday Mint M&M’s
I’ve finally accepted it. Pumpkin spice has officially been pronounced dead. Once a fall superstar, I recently saw all the pumpkin spice products moved to an end cap adjacent to the...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle Ice Cream
Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle Ice Cream is back on shelves! Please find our review below, originally published on 15 November 2016. Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle. You may have never heard...
REVIEW: Halo Top Gingerbread House
Years after Halo Top revolutionized the fitness industry by adding protein to ice cream, nothing is safe. Protein Doughnuts? Check. Protein popcorn? Yep! Protein gummy bears? Lol, why the f*ck not?...
REVIEW (x2): Dunkin’ Donuts Sugar Cookie Donut and Gingerbread Cookie Donut
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story. Dunkin’ Donuts Sugar Cookie Donut & Gingerbread Cookie Donut Your favorite holiday...
REVIEW: The Cookie Dough Cafe Edible Cookie Dough
You know when you can be certain that you literally don’t even give a shit anymore? It’s the moment you make a conscious decision to buy this exact product. The Cookie...
REVIEW: Oreo Candy Canes
Whenever I try a new Oreo, it seems I barely have time to chew it before the next one comes out. I won’t even need to do any chewing on...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cookie Butter Ice Cream
Cookie butter has been all the rage for a few years now, but is there such a thing as TOO MUCH cookie butter? Find out tonight on this week’s episode of: They’re...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Quest Bar
Disclosure: Quest Nutrition provided me two boxes of their new Birthday Cake Quest Bar free of charge. Huge thanks to their team for this gesture, but it did not affect...
REVIEW: White Twixmas (Twix White)
Twix White is back on U.S. soil, this time branded for the holidays as “White Twixmas.” Please find our review of Twix White below, originally published on September 26, 2016,...
REVIEW: Edy’s/Dreyer’s Pumpkin Spice Latte Ice Cream
I swear they never get my order right… When I want a half-pump of syrup, I get two. When I want skim milk, they give me regular. When I want...
REVIEW: General Mills Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios
In 2012, Peanut Butter Multigrain Cheerios debuted. You may not remember this next part because you don’t live, sleep, and breathe junk food like me, but MOMS. WERE. PISSED. They wanted...
