REVIEW: Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino
From now through April 23rd, Starbucks is selling unicorn diarrhea in a cup. Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Hang on, guys. I’m not saying I’ve tried the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinno already and...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Burger King Froot Loops Shake
Cereal milk is best served cold, but it’s so f*cking hot right now. Ben & Jerry’s was the first mover when they turned cereal milk into ice cream to celebrate National Cereal Day,...
REVIEW: BBQ PayDay (Flavor of Texas)
Everybody in the world loves to get paid, but nobody in the world loves PayDay. Sure, I know a couple of people who like Payday; heck I’m one of them....
REVIEW: Reese’s Honey Roasted (Flavor of Georgia)
Did you know that the honey bee is the official state insect of Georgia? Did you even know that the states declared official state insects? Me neither. Hershey’s has released...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake (Flavor of New York)
With the exception of all the people that hate New York City, everybody loves New York City. When I think of the bright lights, the fascinating skyscrapers, and all the...
QUICK BITES: Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s quick bite is: Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans Description: “Jelly beans covered in a nerdalicious shell.”...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Carrot Cake Creation
Carrot Cake: A moist cake containing grated carrot, typically topped with a buttercream or cream cheese frosting and chopped walnuts. Yogurt: A semisolid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria....
REVIEW: Hostess Carrot Cake Donettes
Carrot cake. Seriously, the most underrated cake in the world. Hostess Donettes. Seriously, the best shitty doughnut you can buy for $2.00 at checkout. Two worlds collide. Hostess Carrot Cake...
REVIEW: Nabisco Cookies & Creme Oreos
Let’s call 2016 a bad year for democracy all-around. Months before the U.S. presidential election in November, a much more important election was held. The stakes couldn’t have been higher as...
REVIEW: Edy’s/Dreyer’s Cake & Cookie Fantasy Frozen Yogurt
In the words of the late great Ludacris (he’s alive and well, folks): I wanna, li- li- li- lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna (sexually explicit...
QUICK BITES: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate with Pretzel Bites Eggs
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s quick bite is: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate with Pretzel Bites Eggs Description: “These chocolates….. are making’...
REVIEW: Mocha Chocolate Chip Quest Bar
Ah, the polarizing Quest Bar. “Don’t eat that, it’s just a glorified candy bar,” they say. “Eat real food!” Listen up, haters. Quest Bars (and all protein bars) have their place. Some people...
