REVIEW: Nabisco Peeps Oreos
We should all be ashamed of ourselves. The only thing in life that excites me more than a limited edition Oreo is a junk food brand partnership, but yeeesh… It’s been...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Urban Bourbon
Ahem… hello. My name is Junk Banter and I’m an ice cream-aholic. Have you ever gotten the feeling that an ice cream was made specifically for you? Ben & Jerry’s...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip Coffee Brownie Bliss
It’s 2:30 P.M., and the hunger panes are setting in. It’s time for a coffee break. Here’s what Chobani’s idea of a coffee break was: Put on a pot of coffee....
REVIEW: Hostess Sno Balls Ice Cream
And now for the Hostess ice cream that you care about the least. The only time I hear someone mention Hostess Sno Balls these days, it’s in the sentence: “I...
REVIEW: Hostess Cupcakes Ice Cream
Today I’d like to discuss symbolism in junk food, and I’m putting the spotlight on the Hostess Cupcake squiggle. Nothing made my chubby little ass dance with excitement more than...
REVIEW: Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream
As a historian of processed garbage, I recently discussed the and summarized with a chart: The Twinkie reached its apex with the release of the Deep Fried Twinkie. After years...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pint Slices (All 7 Flavors)
Have you ever seen one of those viral videos about how to hack your life and make the perfect ice cream sandwich? I guess it just showed up in Ben...
REVIEW: Deep Fried Banana Twinkies
The evolution of the Twinkie has been fascinating. Did you know that the original Twinkie introduced in 1930 was bananas? I mean that quite literally; the cream filling was made with...
REVIEW: Keebler Cinnamon Roll Fudge Stripes
Keebler is the largest cookie and cracker manufacturer in the United States. (Sources: Wikipedia, Overzealous Guy from Keebler, Nobody At Nabisco, 2017) Given their success with these popular snacks, the ambitious...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Blueberry Lemon Cookies
“Those Who Rise the Fastest, Fall the Hardest” ~ Unknown (Made Up) Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the story of Lemon Blueberry. 2016 was a helluva year for Lemon Blueberry....
REALLY LATE REVIEW: Planters Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie Mix
On occasion, I’ll prepare a review of an item that gets completely lost in the shuffle. Products that I deem more exciting get released at a furious pace, and those items...
Small Business Spotlight: Little G Ice Cream Co.
When I was 8 years old, I was eating paints chips. When Grace Connor was 8 years old, she was already churning her own ice cream. One of us is...
