REVIEW: Girl Scouts S’mores Cookies (The Sandwich One)
Welp, somebody give these girls the Resiliency Badge… Unfazed by a review where I ripped them to shreds, the Girl Scouts are back at it with their second attempt at...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! Maple Brown Sugar Rolls
Have you ever bitten into a buttery cinnamon roll and thought to yourself: “Boy, this is awfully healthy?” You’re in luck, my friend… Pillsbury Grands! Maple Brown Sugar Rolls. That’s...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Scandinavian Swimmers
There I stood facing the “What’s New?” section, a bag of Trader Joe’s Scandinavian Swimmers in my hand. I tried to talk myself out of a purchase: “You don’t need...
REVIEW: Cherry M&M’s
Since nobody exercising their own free will stalks grocery stores the day after Christmas looking for Valentine’s Day candy but I, nobody else gets to experience this simple joy: You need to...
REVIEW: Post Cinnamon Pebbles
Do you remember when you were a kid and the back of the cereal box meant something? I would always lose myself in the illustrations or, if I was really lucky,...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Caramel Crunch Cereal
Coworkers… don’t you just hate ’em? Coworkers exist for one reason and one reason only: to sell me Girl Scout cookies for their daughters’ stupid fundraiser. For 364 days out...
REVIEW: General Mills Girl Scouts Thin Mints Cereal
The Girl Scouts cooking-selling season is about to begin in earnest, while the “Diet Starts 2018” season began on January 2nd. What a perfect time for the Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals! You’ll have...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal
Cereal companies everywhere are trying to reduce sugars and make their products healthier. This strategy aims to broaden their appeal with the suddenly health-conscious masses. When everyone else zigs, you zag:...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
Welp, another year of being a fat, lazy slob is in the books. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m certainly looking to do a little better in 2017....
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 96 “Curmudgeonville”/Previewing This Week’s Reviews
I promise you’re at JunkBanter.com and not The Impulsive Buy. For the uninitiated, The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and fast food. It’s hosted by Marvo of The Impulsive...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Gingerbread Bars
The following review was written while seated comfortably on the toilet. Okay, so I guess that’s no different than most of my reviews. But this time, I’m on the toilet...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Dunkin Donuts Frosted Chocolate Mocha Pop Tarts
How do you take your coffee, black? Just kidding, that’s dumb. What about with tons of sugar? And flavor syrup? All of the above, maybe? Then rolled into a breakfast pastry,...
