REVIEW: Kellogg’s Dunkin Donuts Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop Tarts
Have you ever dipped a Pop Tart into coffee and thought: “Jesus Christ, this is SO much work”? Kellogg’s and Dunkin Donuts have teamed up in an effort to solve...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos
If you have trouble finding love on Valentine’s Day, look no further than cookies: Nabisco Chocolate Strawberry Oreos -what a great idea! Chocolate-covered strawberries are an iconic gift for Valentine’s Day, and...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gelato Filled Panettone
As a full-blooded Italian, I have several important duties: Fuss over the pronunciation of “mozzarella.” Teach people to twirl their spaghetti without a spoon. Eat all the panettone so nobody...
REVIEW: Lindt LINDOR Peppermint Cookie Truffles
When it comes to cookies, are you in the “soft & chewy” camp or the “crunchy” camp? Maybe you like your cookies both ways equally. What if your cookies were, in fact, equal...
REVIEW: Stacy’s Gingerbread Pita Chips
Given what you’ve seen me blog about, would you guess that I’m a cookie guy or a chip guy? Spoiler Alert: I’m both! The trend of flavoring chips likes cookies...
REVIEW: Starbucks Fruitcake Frappuccino
When I asked my barista if they had the new Starbucks Fruitcake Frappuccino, she said: “It’s disgusting, you don’t want it.” My response? “Perfect, I’ll have a grande.” It’s no...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Peppermint Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream
Look, even Babe Ruth struck out every once in a while… Trader Joe is one of the best in the game at nearly everything. But his ice cream? Not exactly batting...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake Ice Cream
Tonight we continue our “Blue Bunny Holi-doodle is Dead” Consolation Tour with some cheesecake. Blue Bunny Cherrific Cheesecake ice cream is another seasonal ice cream meant to distract me/comfort me...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Cocoa Bunny
A moment of silence, please. Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream is dead. Here’s what it looked like moments before it was brutally murdered: The assailant? F*cking listeria concerns. Hoppin Holidoodle, the...
Junk Banter Fat Couch: Trader Joe’s Jingle Jangle
Junk Banter Fat Couch is a recurring segment I do for my Snapchat audience. The segment has gotten completely out of control. What began as lazy reviews on my couch has spiraled...
REVIEW: General Mills Holiday Sprinkle Cookie Crisp
As you may recall if you read our blog (nope), I’m really passionate about my holiday themed breakfast cereals. Needless to say, I picked up Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp, but...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s Little Bites Butter Cookie Muffins
Shoutout to the dyslexic people over at Entenmann’s! With everyone raving about “cookie butter” this and “cookie butter” that, Entenmann’s has completely misread the trend and are throwing it back to...
