REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnamon Frosted Flakes
Skip past the part where following Tony the Tiger on Twitter is an absolute low-point, and imagine my bewilderment when I saw this tweet: I am not at liberty to...
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REVIEW (x3): Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars
Look, there’s no crazy song and dance to start this review for a few reasons: 1) I’ve got THREE new candy bars to review. 2) You’ve only got a few...
REVIEW: Doritos Roulette
I consider myself a betting man. Not just at the casino, either. I like to bet on dumb things like the NBA 3-Point Contest, scripted professional wrestling, and whether Left Shark...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Everything
Gingerbread! One of the lone holiday flavors with any staying power in junk food land. Here’s a brief history of gingerbread cookies: Santa eats them. That’s all you need to...
REVIEW: Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies
Apparently ignoring all of my literature on the subject, Hostess continues to release weird-sounding Twinkies that nobody asked for. Hostess White Peppermint Twinkies are the latest offender, following other gross-sounding...
INSTA-BANTER: All our latest product finds, reviews, and more!
When we’re not updating the blog, we’re extremely active on social media. Here you’ll find our Instagram feed (@junkbanter) where we post new product discoveries, upcoming product announcements, short reviews, and other...
REVIEW: Lay’s Chicken & Waffles Potato Chips
Chicken & waffles is a weird combination. Nobody knows the exact origin of the dish, but I suspect somebody was drunk when it was conceived. It might not sound like it makes sense...
REVIEW: Great Value Stuffed Donut Bites (Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough)
Surely you’ve played Fantasy Donut before. You know, that game where you sit around by yourself and imagine all the crazy things that you would stuff inside of donuts if you...
REVIEW: Double Chocolate M&M’s
Mars has examined the data: we love chocolate, and especially around Christmas. Here are some astounding facts about how fat we all are, courtesy of Mars: In 2015, consumers spent...
REVIEW (x3): Sugar Cookie Pringles, Salted Caramel Pringles, Pecan Pie Pringles
Every holiday season, Pringles release a bunch of flavors that shouldn’t be Pringles. Years past have brought us Pumpkin Pie Pringles, Milk Chocolate Pringles, White Chocolate Pringles, and even White Chocolate...
REVIEW: Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar
What do you get when you combine the world’s best-selling cookie with an international powerhouse in chocolatiering? An oversized weight-gain supplement that retails for $3.98 at Walmart. The drug’s name? The...
REVIEW: Shimmery White Chocolate M&M’s
White Chocolate M&M’s – such a simple concept that it’s impossible to understand why we haven’t had them yet. It’s particularly impossible because we have had them. White Chocolate M&M’s have...
