REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Butterscotch Blondie Bar
Tonight is the riveting finale in our three-part series titled Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big? For those keeping score, it took me almost 4 months...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW (x4): Lay’s Global Flavors (Greek Tzatziki, Brazilian Picanha, Indian Tikka Masala, & Chinese Szechuan Chicken)
The Olympic Games, a biennial/quadrennial competition between the world’s finest talents, has long been considered the most fascinating display of athleticism known to man and the female equivalent of man. But...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year (Butterfinger Baking Bits)
The Nobel Peace Prize. The Pulitzer Prize. A Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Award. These are some of the greatest honors one could ever achieve, but they all mean shit compared to winning Nestle...
Look What I Found: 7/23/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
NEWS: Junk Banter is One Year(s) Old!
WELP, we did it! I honestly pegged our life expectancy at about one week before we gave up, but your incredible support for the last year has made it impossible...
REVIEW BATTLE: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolate Vanilla Creme Pop Tarts vs. Kellogg’s Frosted Cookies & Creme Pop Tarts
Kellogg’s has just released a new Pop Tart that is actually an old Pop Tart that looks exactly like a current Pop Tart! Track this one with me. Kellogg’s Frosted...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch
The Cap’n has traded in his pirate ship for an ice cream cart, and he’s now proudly serving up Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch. Remarkably, an ice cream man wearing a...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter World
Today is National Ice Cream Day! Just like every other day of the year, you should eat some ice cream today. But because it’s National Ice Cream Day, ice cream calories are...
Look What I Found: 7/16/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Salted Caramel English Muffins
The salted caramel craze has reached everything from cupcakes to beer to Pringles. What the hell took it so long to hit breakfast? Thomas’ Salted Caramel English Muffins are the...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny S’more Please Ice Cream
The Turkey Hill Campfire S’mores left me wanting more s’mores, so I went out and bought… some more. Were you expecting a pun? Sorry, I used them all up this winter. But now...
REVIEW: Turkey Hill Campfire S’mores Ice Cream
In case you’ve been surviving off s’mores-flavored junk food for the last three months, allow me to remind you that making real s’mores is still an awesome summertime experience. Not...
