REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mango Joe-Joe’s
In my quest to eat every single food as an Oreo, I’m willing to experiment with things that aren’t even Oreos but are close enough. Plenty of companies offer knockoff...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW (x2): Nabisco Chocolate Creme Oreo Thins & Lemon Creme Oreo Thins
If you’ve been following Junk Banter, I’ve pretty much eaten nothing but Oreos for the last week. If I want to live to see the next Oreo release (July), I...
REVIEW: Nabisco Blueberry Pie Oreos
Blueberry Pie Oreos are back on shelves! The review below was originally published in June 2016 when Blueberry Pie Oreos were exclusive to Target. For 2017, they’re being sold in...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows
BREAKING: Tony the Tiger has been charged with attempted murder… The last thing I think when I eat Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes is “needs more sugar,” but here we are with...
REVIEW: Nabisco Fruity Crisp Oreos
Fruity Pebbles are one of those cereals that improves with milk. Oreos are one of those cookies that improves with milk. By the law of Fat Mathematics or the transitive...
REVIEW: Tastykake Cherry Sweet Rolls
After blogging about food for the last ten months, I know a thing or two about rolls (for example, that I have acquired many of them on my midsection). But...
MEMORIAL DAY REVIEW: Hot Diggity Dog Pringles
If you’re reading this today, one of two things has happened: Either your Memorial Day BBQ kind of sucks, or your Memorial Day BBQ is awesome but you ate too many...
REVIEW: Strawberry Cheerios
Here is a list of people who eat Cheerios: Babies. Grandpa. No, I’m not here to bash on Cheerios today. Cheerios are a classic. It’s just that we all ate...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Brownie Bar
Tonight, we pick up where we left off in our series: Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big? We follow with a review of the new Betty...
REVIEW: Chips Ahoy! Soft Chunky Peanut Butter Cookies
I can’t believe I never even got a call from Chips Ahoy! when they named this product after me. Introducing Chips Ahoy! “Soft Chunky” Peanut Butter Cookies! This product is...
NEWS: Blueberry Pie Oreos Are Coming; Somebody Stop Us.
Have you ever had the urge to dunk your Oreos into pie instead of milk? Well soon you won’t have to: The above photo should probably not exist, but I...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Empowermint Ice Cream
I will admit freely that politics is not my thing. I’m not here to discuss it nor are you here to read about it. The kind of elections I get...
