REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Brownie Batter Core
If you buy your ice cream by the pint as often as I do, you might often find yourself playing a game I like to call: “Good Pint or Bad...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Core
If you lock 50 fat kids in a room and make them decide on but one dessert they can eat for the rest of their lives, the result has to be...
REVIEW: Lay’s Smoked Gouda & Chive (Flavor Swap)
Tonight, we’ll explore the Cheese Category in the Lay’s Flavor Swap Contest. This battle is subtitled “David vs. Goliath.” Let’s meet David, aka Lay’s Smoked Gouda & Chive. Nice knowing you, David, because Goliath...
REVIEW: MusclePharm Combat Crunch Bars (All of Them)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about our fantastic readers, it’s that you all definitely want me to die. Before I even had a chance to digest the 220g of...
REVIEW: Lay’s Korean Barbecue (Flavor Swap)
Last month, Lay’s announced that it has bid adieu to its popular “Do Us A Flavor” contest (one of my first reviews) in favor of an entirely new contest: Lay’s “Flavor...
REVIEW: Nabisco Filled Cupcake Oreos
I’ve been waiting since October to say this. Today we’re going to Twist & Lick the shit out of some Filled Cupcake Oreos. Welcome to America, where neither filled cookies nor filled cupcakes...
REVIEW: Poppin’ Jalapeno Doritos
As we find ourselves a mere 4th and inches from Super Bowl Sunday, it’s time to start prepping for the junk food extravaganza that is far better than the game...
REVIEW: Friendly’s Crayola Color Me Vanilla Ice Cream
Because tonight’s review is a crayon-inspired ice cream, it’s only appropriate that I tell this one mostly through pictures. I will try to keep words to a minimum. Introducing Friendly’s...
REVIEW: Chobani Flip PB&J
We call this one “hedging your bets.” Chobani, knowing full well that it was taking a huge gamble by releasing Sriracha Mango and Chipotle Pineapple yogurts, introduced one of the most...
REVIEW: Strawberry Flipz
Forgive me if I’m a bit salty, but love isn’t always sweet… Introducing Strawberry Flipz, the latest pretzel creation by DeMet’s Candy Company: It appears that DeMet’s Candy Company has...
REVIEW: Hostess Red Velvet Donettes
Oh my God, you guys! You auto-bots cannot get enough of your “red velvet!” Red Velvet Oreos are one thing; any Oreo is a cause for excitement. But everywhere I look,...
REVIEW: Chobani Maple Blended (Limited Batch)
Pancakes. Waffles. French Toast. Maple Syrup out of a Glass. These are all some of the greatest breakfasts on the planet, and the magical ingredient that makes them outstanding is...
