REVIEW: Hostess Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcakes
Please press play on the following video before proceeding to read the review (sorry if you get the ad): There’s no food that says “I love you” but also “I...
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REVIEW: Chobani Flip Peppermint Perfection
I know Christmas is behind us, and I know you’re sick of peppermint, but Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, people! It’s about freakin’ time we get some peppermint in our Greek yogurt. I’ve...
REVIEW: Strawberry M&M’s
As Valentine’s Day approaches and everyone is scrambling to get their reservations together at T.G.I. Friday’s, the Red M&M is drunk with love. Introducing Strawberry M&M’s, the newest limited edition M&M flavor to...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s JIF PB&J Strawberry Cereal
Guys, shut up. EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP. Do you realize what we might have on our hands with Kellogg’s JIF PB&J Strawberry Cereal? Do you fully understand the potential here? Let me...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake
Happy New Year, everyone! I hope your New Year’s Resolution wasn’t to eat less cheesecake, because we need to talk about this Trader Joe’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake while the mint is...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey Caramel Pop Tarts
Much like Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts are the zombies of the deceased Wild Watermelon Pop Tarts, today we’ll be reviewing another flavor straight from the Pop Tart Graveyard. Reintroducing: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts
Today we’ll be making love to some brand new Pop Tarts that are actually 18 years old. Thank God they’re finally legal… Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts appear to be the same...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Maple Bacon Pop Tarts
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
REVIEW (x2): Talenti Old World Eggnog & Talenti Peppermint Bark
Before I was reviewing every junk food ever released, I didn’t stock my house with many unhealthy options. Sure, I would splurge and buy every new Oreo in the name...
REVIEW: Robert Irvine’s FIT Crunch Birthday Cake
It was hilarious timing, really. I thought I was being all novel when I decided to review the two premiere birthday cake flavored protein bars on the market when I pitted the MusclePharm...
REVIEW (x2): Pepperidge Farm Candy Cane Milano & Milano Slices Peppermint Cookies
Ah, the classic Milano cookie. Simple. Elegant. The perfect balance of exquisite cookies and luxuriously rich chocolate—in irresistible varieties to match any mood. Above is the description of the Milano cookie straight from...
REVIEW: Wise Cinnabon Popcorn
And so the world waits with bated breath for Cinnamon Bun Oreos. Trust me, I hear all of your frustration since the news leaked. We know they’re coming soon, rumored...
