REVIEW: Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins
Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins are back! Because this is one of our favorite products of all time, please find our review below – written by Junk Banter alumnus Drunk...
Author: Drunk Female
REVIEW(x3): Reese’s Crunchers, Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Creme Crunchers, Hershey’s S’mores Crunchers
I absolutely love when companies just give up on trying to creatively name their newest products. Take Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans, for example. You can practically taste the marketing team’s complete and...
REVIEW: White Fudge Oreos
Like any true American, Christmas is my favorite holiday of all time ever. The only thing better than Christmas is Christmastime, because it’s a whole month of feeling festive and happy...
REVIEW: Oreo O’s
“Discontinued.” Is there any word more heartbreaking to a junk food fan? Who hasn’t experienced the pain of realizing that your favorite product is gone, never to return, before you...
REVIEW: Thomas’ S’mores English Muffins
Remember when the only cool thing about Thomas’ english muffins were their vaguely sexual-sounding “nooks and crannies”? Thomas used to be like a sweet old grandpa, just trying to make sure you...
REVIEW: Caramel M&M’s
Caramel M&M’s. I could’ve sworn that these already existed, and once I realized they didn’t, I was furious. How has it taken M&Ms this long to try out such a classic...
REVIEW: Strawberry Kit Kat (Flavor of California)
Strawberry is definitely the trendy fruit flavor of the season. I thought that my last set of reviews would be an awesome trilogy like Back to the Future, but it’s...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Strawberry Shortcake Cookies
I gotta be honest. After my last review, I have PTSD: Post Traumatic Strawberry Disorder. Those Starburst strawberry ice cream jellybeans were so bad that I haven’t been able to...
REVIEW: Starburst Jellybeans Ice Cream Flavors
Oh, Starburst. I love you so much even though you’re responsible for the most annoying commercial ever made. That stupid Berries & Creme leprechaun still haunts my dreams. But aside from the BCA...
REVIEW: Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Mini Eggs
Update: 3/22/18 – Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Eggs are back! Please find our original review below. This one was written by Junk Banter alumna Drunk Female. Cadbury Mini Eggs are...
REVIEW: Vanilla Cupcake M&M’s
Hey friends! This is Drunk Female, the lazy friend of Junk Male. Every now and then I resurface in a half-hearted attempt to eat some candy and write about it....
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Salted Caramel Coconut Cookies
Trader Joe’s is not into the whole brevity thing. They like looooong product names. Trader Joe’s And The Astounding Multi-Flavored Joe-Joe’s, Trader Joe’s Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls, Trader Joe’s Center For...
