REVIEW: Trader Joe’s White House Cookie Kit
Hey guys! Just a heads up, I’m not Junk Male. I’m Drunk Female, and I used to write some reviews for Junk Banter back in the early days (when it was pretty...
Author: Drunk Female
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Salted Butterscotch Molten Macaron
You guys know how I feel about macarons. (In short: they are my entire reason for living.) Trader Joe’s has done them well in the past; they even have a...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mini Cinnamon Sugar Churros
Ah, the churro. The fancy Spanish counterpart to carnival funnel cakes. Does anyone else have fond memories of begging your mom to buy you a churro from Costco at the...
REVIEW: Sweets & Sours Skittles
Guys, do you have any idea how many different kinds of Skittles there are? Like, an infinity amount. I went to the store to pick up the latest edition, Sweets...
REVIEW: White Strawberry Shortcake M&M’s
It’s January, and you know what that means: it’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means it’s almost Easter! That is apparently the marketing mindset at M&M’s, because they’ve gone ahead and released...
REVIEW (x3): Blue Moon Vanilla Wheat, Blue Moon Cinnamon Horchata, and Blue Moon First Peach Ale
It’s no one’s favorite time: a beer review! Even if you’re someone who prefers junk food reviews to beer reviews (aka all of you), this is the one beer review that I’d...
REVIEW: Smartfood Cinnamon and Brown Sugar Popcorn
Let’s cut the bullshit: popcorn is the greatest snack ever invented. There is literally nothing not to love about fluffy crunchy butter and salt. I’m pretty sure that 90% of my...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Wintertide Tea Cookie Collection
Tea cookies are so effing classy. First, they are vaguely European, which transforms them from “fattening snack” into “cultural immersion”. Second, the name implies that I’m enjoying a nice cup of tea...
REVIEW BATTLE: Hershey’s Kisses Deluxe VS. Ferrero Rocher
Mmm, hazelnut. The easy way to fancy up anything. Got a boring dessert? Add crushed hazelnuts and bam, it’s a four-star recipe. Got a wrinkled old pair of jeans? Pop...
REVIEW: Stone Xocoveza Mocha Stout
I know I’ve been slacking on the beer reviews lately, and my defense is going to sound pretty douchey: I’ve only been drinking hard-to-find and limited edition craft beers, and...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Butterscotch Shortbread Wreath Cookies
Man, the word “butterscotch” is such a tease. It SHOULD mean tasty whiskey that’s mixed with copious amounts of butter. I can imagine Harry Potter drinking it once he’s grown up and gotten tired of...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Turkey Kit
Confession time: while I take great pride in all my baking accomplishments, I can admit that presentation is not my strong point. I’m too impatient, and usually too hungry, to get...
