REVIEW: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: Pillsbury Golden Grahams S’mores Toaster Strudel
How do you make something golden even MORE golden? I highly advise against glittering up a bowl of Golden Grahams, but what about toasting them until they’re even more golden brown? And...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Apple Pie Kit Kat
“Hey man, what if they made like… portable apple pies?” “They do. McDonald’s has them.” “No man I mean like… TRULY portable. Like, you could put an apple pie in...
REVIEW: Lotus Biscoff Sandwich Cream Cookies
My whole life, I’ve been an Oreo guy. A familiar flavor now with endless variety, no cookie offers the same amount of comfort and excitement quite like the Oreo. I...
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Honey Clovers
Honestly, when we pick out all the marshmallows, this will be the same cereal it always was… Do Lucky Charms Honey Clovers feel a little out of left field for...
REVIEW: Wendy’s Baconator Pringles
Once you pop the fun don’t stop, am I right, Guy?! Wendy’s Employee: Sir that’s your 13th Baconator in two hours; I really think you should stop. Me: No way...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel
Very quietly, a new Toaster Strudel has joined the fray. Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel I found these new Pillsbury Churro Toaster Strudel at Redners (a store that barely exists), and...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey Churro Pop Tarts
Now you can enjoy a socially distant carnival from the comfort of your own home! *Cut to you, standing in front of your toaster oven, eating Pop Tarts you burnt…...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s These Sprinkles Walk Into A Sandwich Cookie
These sprinkles walk into a bar… It was an ICE CREAM BAR!!! Trader Joe’s These Sprinkles Walk Into A Sandwich Cookie It’s always a party when the sprinkles show up,...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix & Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Maple Syrup
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chip Happens
I’ve never seen the show Nailed It! on Netflix, but apparently it’s a show where really bad bakers like you and me f*ck up the cakes they’re supposed to make and produce...
REVIEW: The Return of Dunkaroos! (2020)
What were you doing 25 years ago? Were you even born? Were you watching Clueless on VHS? The Simpsons when it was still good? Were you listening to Gansta’s Paradise on cassette, rewinding it...
