REVIEW: Hershey’s Lava Cake Kisses
Hershey’s Lava Cake Kisses are back! Please find our review below: For some, love is a friendship that caught fire. For others, it is compassion without judgment or blame. For...
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REVIEW: Raspberry + Creme Kit Kats
“I love you… here’s some raspberries.” ~ Junk Banter, not knowing how to get laid. Raspberry + Creme Kit Kats I’ve made it no secret that I have a special...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Netflix & Chilll’d
You up? ????? Ben & Jerry’s Netflix & Chilll’d Let’s be real, guys… I’ve never sent that text to anyone. The mere idea of me being that close to having a woman...
REVIEW: Nabisco The Most Stuf Oreos
The Most Stuf Oreos are back by popular demand for a limited time only! Please find our review below: More isn’t always better. ~ Harvard University, 2006 More food is...
REVIEW: General Mills Jolly Rancher Cereal
Do you think cereal flavors have gotten out of control? Well, suck on this! General Mills Jolly Rancher Cereal Welp we’ve finally done it… we’ve run out of things to...
REVIEW: General Mills Hershey’s Kisses Cereal
I swear to God, if I have to unwrap every single piece of cereal… General Mills Hershey’s Kisses Cereal KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. A popular principle used by everyone from engineers...
REVIEW: Nabisco Caramel Coconut Oreos
“Go f*ck yourselves, Girl Scouts!” Hey, back off. Oreo’s words… not mine. Nabisco Caramel Coconut Oreos Listen, guys… when you have to stretch 500 words about what a snack tastes...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos
If you’re Nabisco, a marshmallow equals: a s’mores. a Peep. a Rice Krispies Treat. the moon. Add “a vessel for chocolate” to the list… Nabisco Chocolate Marshmallow Oreos It’s clear...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Pretzel Pop Tarts (Cinnamon Sugar)
Pink Lemonade. Root Beer Soda. Jolly Ranchers. Of all the bizarre flavors Pop Tarts has ever done, this one’s got to be the most twisted! Kellogg’s Pretzel Pop Tarts Guys,...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Pretzel Pop Tarts (Chocolate)
Pink Lemonade. Root Beer Soda. Jolly Ranchers. Of all the bizarre flavors Pop Tarts has ever done, this one’s got to be the most twisted! Kellogg’s Pretzel Pop Tarts Guys,...
REVIEW (x2): Pepperidge Farm Irish Cream Milano and Caramel Macchiato Milano Cookies
And if it’s Milanos you prefer, consider that Milanos are basically everyone’s favorite Pepperidge Farm cookie. It’s like saying your favorite band is The Beatles. This is a line from...
REVIEW (x2): Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal (Maple Flavored Homestyle & Blueberry)
“Leggo my Eggo!” “NO SERIOUSLY I SAID PUT DOWN MY F*CKING CEREAL!” Nostalgia is a powerful thing, isn’t it? Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal debuted in roughly 2006, according to this review from...
