REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mini Cheesecake Cones
Today we’re just gonna jam some food into some cones. Trader Joe’s Mini Cheesecake Cones I guess I never realized I wanted more food jammed into cones until I walked...
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REVIEW: General Mills Toasted Coconut Cheerios
No, stupid, I said “Toasted Coconut Oreos! “ General Mills Toasted Coconut Cheerios You know, it never occurred occurred to me how much Cheerios and Oreos had in common until this very moment:...
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Soft Baked Treats
At first glance, I thought these were Fiber One bars. But even though these Lucky Charms Soft Baked Treats don’t have any fiber, rest assured I will eat so many...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Mini Stroopwafel Ice Cream Sandwiches
Trader Joe’s Mini Stroopwafel Ice Cream Sandwiches are back! Please find our review below: You may or may not have eaten a stroopwafel before (you probably haven’t), but did you...
REVIEW: Screamin’ Sriracha Doritos
I scream, you scream, we all scream for… Doritos? HOLY SH*T THEY MAKE A SRIRACHA FLAVOR NOW! Doritos Screamin’ Sriracha We must have screamed it loud and clear, fam: we like...
REVIEW: Herr’s Pumpkin Spice Balls
What do you make when there’s nothing left to pumpkin spice? Balls! Herr’s Pumpkin Spice Snack Balls Pumpkin balls! Why the hell not, fam? What have we got to lose?...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Vanilla Lucky Charms
General Mills Cinnamon Vanilla Lucky Charms are back! Please find our review below: If you don’t understand the allure of holiday breakfast cereals, I need you to do me a...
REVIEW: Cookies & Creme Twix
You can finally get some rest, Courtney and 1,008 others”… Cookies & Creme Twix are back! So what the hell am I talking about? I’ll tell you what the hell...
REVIEW: Sweet Cinnamon Kit Kat
Well, it’s that time of year when you can tell which month it is by which Kit Kat I’m eating… Sweet Cinnamon Kit Kat Well, sort of. Historically, October was...
REVIEW: General Mills Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch! (It’s Back!)
Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is back for the holidays! Please find our review below: Thank you sweet Sugar Cookie Jesus, it’s a Christmas cereal miracle!!! Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is...
REVIEW: Lay’s Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup
When I get sick, I want tomato soup. It’s the only time I eat tomato soup. When I eat tomato soup, I want grilled cheese. It’s the only time I...
REVIEW: Lotus Biscoff Ice Cream
There was a time not long ago when Americans only ate speculoos cookies – the cookies at the core of the now mega-popular cookie butter – in the sky. When...
