REVIEW: Hostess White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies
I’ve always wanted to eat the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and tonight I will finally get to. We conclude The Week Where I Only Ate Twinkies with the new Hostess White...
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REVIEW: Hostess Key Lime Slime Twinkies
To celebrate the release of the new Ghostbusters movie, Hostess has released some really awful-sounding Twinkies. Key lime is not a flavor that everyone enjoys, and slime is not a word...
REVIEW: Hostess Banana Split Twinkies
Today is Part I of a new segment I like to call: “I’m Going to Review Three Different Twinkies in Three Consecutive Days.” Fat Person Trivia Time: Did you know...
REVIEW: Hostess Cherry Chocodile Twinkies
Like… like a crocodile, right? This is the question I had to ask myself when I saw these new Hostess Cherry Chocodile Twinkies in Walmart in the Valentines Day display....
REVIEW: Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies
So here we are. Can anybody even remember what the original Twinkie cream flavor was? It was vanilla, right? WRONG! When Twinkies were invented in 1930, the was bananas. Literally....
REVIEW: Ranking Over 100 Oreo Flavors Because We’re Fat and That’s How Many We Ate
I’m embarking on this journey for two reasons, and two reasons only: Clickbait for my stupid snack blog. Because I am uniquely qualified as a special kind of fatass who...
REVIEW: Post Hostess Honey Bun Cereal
Honestly, does anyone even know which aisle they’re shopping in anymore? In the ice cream aisle, you can find Twinkies. In the Pop Tart Aisle, you’ll find Jolly Ranchers. Head on...
REVIEW (x3): Thanksgiving Pringles (Turkey, Stuffing,& Pumpkin Pie)
As the author of a blog that reviews Twinkies, it probably goes without saying that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It’s the only holiday where the GOAL is to eat so...
REVIEW: Quest Thin Crust Pizza
Quest Nutrition sent me their new Quest Thin Crust Pizza free of charge, outside of the 30-minute delivery window. It didn’t affect my review below, but sincerest thank you to...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Hot Cocoa Cookies
During the dog days of winter, I have two preferred methods to keep warm: 1) Drink hot chocolate to combat the chill. 2) Eat cookies til I get too fat...
REVIEW: Hostess Caramel Apple Cupcakes
Hostess Caramel Apple Cupcakes are back! Please find our review, originally published in September 8th 2016, below. Recently, I offered up a theory that one Caramel Apple Oatmeal Cream Pie a...
REVIEW (x3): Hostess Ice Cream Novelties*
Okay, okay… *Hostess FROZEN DAIRY Novelties. Nestle Dreyer’s recently rolled out some limited edition ice creams inspired by everyone’s favorite lunch box snack cakes: , Hostess Cupcakes Ice Cream, and...
