REVIEW: General Mills Cocoa Puffs Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
If you’re doing this whole love thing right, you’re likely with someone who shares your burning love for all things Oreo. After all, you’re a special kind of weirdo who...
Ah, the nostalgia bug has bitten me today, so strap yourselves in for a really dumb post… We’ll call it, “just another post.” Long ago, the second review I ever...
A moment of silence, please. Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream is dead. Here’s what it looked like moments before it was brutally murdered: The assailant? F*cking listeria concerns. Hoppin Holidoodle, the...
The Northeast is being absolutely obliterated with snow as I write this, so it’s time to reach for the hot cocoa. But not just any hot cocoa… tonight I’m going...
With temperatures dropping faster than our blog traffic post-Pumpkin Spice era, ’tis the season for hot chocolate. And ’tis always the season for Oreos. Introducing the new Oreo Hot Chocolate, a...
Ok guys. It’s been exactly three days since I reviewed the Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies, and my life has completely spiraled out of control since. Those cookies were so...
Now that the fall season has just begun, it’s time to review some decidedly winter products. Clif bars are organic, nutrition-dense energy bars made from organic rolled oats, dates, soybeans,...
Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon Rolls Me trying to figure out what the hell is going on here: If you’re wondering what makes these new Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon...
We’ve all heard of the “cherry on top,” but have you ever heard of “marshmallow on top”? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Yes, they call it a hot cocoa, you idiot”,...
What’s your favorite kind of kiss? A French kiss? A goodnight kiss? A kiss on the ****? For a fat, Christmas-loving guy like me, it’s hard to beat the phrase...
I’m embarking on this journey for two reasons, and two reasons only: Clickbait for my stupid snack blog. Because I am uniquely qualified as a special kind of fatass who...