I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
A mere days after serving us boiling hot lemonade for breakfast, Kellogg’s continues to display a fundamental misunderstanding of what is food and what is drink by announcing two brand new...
It’s a beautiful summer day. The wind chimes are creating masterpieces, and the porch swing sways in sync. You’ve got yourself a nice, big ole’ glass of pink lemonade –...
It’s the first day of Spring! Try telling that to Kellogg’s, who released these Spring Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in the middle of winter. I haven’t bothered with these until now; I’ve...
Much like Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts are the zombies of the deceased Wild Watermelon Pop Tarts, today we’ll be reviewing another flavor straight from the Pop Tart Graveyard. Reintroducing: Kellogg’s Frosted Chocolatey...
Today we’ll be making love to some brand new Pop Tarts that are actually 18 years old. Thank God they’re finally legal… Kellogg’s Frosted Watermelon Pop Tarts appear to be the same...
Why we love Kellogg’s: They are constantly dropping new and limited edition Pop Tarts all over our faces. Here’s every Pop Tart that we’ve covered so far: Sugar Cookie Pop...
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
It’s kind of amazing, actually. Gingerbread is one of the few constants every winter. But as we sit here in the middle of November 2015, we have been bombarded with...
Because none of us are even trying anymore, Kellogg’s will be releasing five new Pop Tarts varieties between winter 2015 and spring 2016. We will review all of them if we...
In their early testing days, before they even had a name, Pop-Tarts were referred to internally as “fruit scones.” Now I’m pretty sure they could open an entire bakery just...
Are baked goods AS baked goods any good? Probably if you’re baked! Kellogg’s Donut-Flavored Pop Tarts I’ve never been so high that I’ve thought Pop-Tarts are basically donuts already, but...
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
