REVIEW: Starbucks S’mores Bar
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is: Starbucks S’mores Bar...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: Thomas’ S’mores English Muffins
Remember when the only cool thing about Thomas’ english muffins were their vaguely sexual-sounding “nooks and crannies”? Thomas used to be like a sweet old grandpa, just trying to make sure you...
REVIEW (x3): Kellogg’s Jolly Ranchers Pop Tarts
Have you ever enjoyed a Pop Tart so much, like REALLY enjoyed it, that you just started sucking on it without shame? Yeah no, me neither… asking for a friend....
REVIEW: Reese’s Stuffed with Crunchy Cookie
Alright, let’s play a game I like to call: “I’m Bored and I’m Fat.” Here’s what I want you all to do: identify your Top 2 junk foods. Don’t think about...
PODCAST: The Nosh Show Episode 104 “No Meat in My Sandwich”
Tired of listening to the same old music when you exercise? Tired of EXERCISING, period? I’ve got just the thing! The Nosh Show is a podcast about junk food and...
REVIEW: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos
The season of new Oreos rolls on, and Nabisco and Dollar General have teamed up to trick us into going to Dollar General: Nabisco Mississippi Mud Pie Oreos are exclusive...
REVIEW: Nabisco Firework Oreos
Have you ever been eating an Oreo and thought: “Man, this is pretty good, but these cookies are awfully relaxed on my tongue. Why the heck are they just sitting there?”...
REVIEW: Nabisco Waffles & Syrup Oreos
For nearly two years now, I’ve joked about eating Oreos for breakfast on this blog. Here’s the funny thing about jokes though: jokes are only jokes if they’re a) funny...
REVIEW: ENLIGHTENED Ice Cream (Ranking of All Flavors)
Thank you to ENLIGHTENED for sending all their flavors so I could rank them for you, which begins below! ATTN: Fit Chicks & Beefcakes Everywhere! Hiya, sexy! I’m assuming you...
REVIEW: Flamin’ Hot Ruffles
The following review is in the “Quick Bite” format. These are basically rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s Quick Bite is: Ruffles Flamin’ Hot...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls
Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls are back on shelves for 2017. Please find our review from last year below, republished with updated photos: Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t...
REVIEW: Twix Dark
Note: Twix Dark Chocolate was sent to me by Mars free of charge. The product will hit stores in late May 2017. Mars didn’t require a review and I wasn’t paid to post...
