REVIEW: Kellogg’s Tropical Mango Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Peach Cobbler Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Lemon Creme Pie Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Banana Creme Pie Pop-Tarts
Using only the finest fruit from the sacred Pop-Tart tree, Kellogg’s has created an entire fruit salad worth of new Pop-Tarts: Let’s face it: we all need to get ourselves...
REVIEW: Funyuns Onion Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Nabisco Apple Cider Donut Oreos
Indulge me for a second and picture your perfect fall date. Is it closer to: A lovely trip to an apple orchard, wherein you spend the day breathing in the...
REVIEW: Dorito’s Cool Ranch Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Cheetos Cheese Flavored Lay’s Chips
Listen, we can all agree that incest is disgusting, but when it comes to the Frito-Lay family? Anything goes! Sometimes things are just so wrong that it’s right, and that...
REVIEW: Fruity Cereal Kit Kat
Me: Man, I really need a break from all this Fruity Pebbles stuff. My Brain: 🎵 Gimme a break, 🎵 Gimme a break, 🎵 Break me off a piece of that 🎵...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Topped – Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough
Disclaimer: Ben & Jerry’s sent me free pints of the Topped line prior to their release. Receiving free product didn’t affect my review, as I’ve poo-pooed plenty of products I received...
REVIEW: Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream
One of my very first reviews on this blog was Ice Cream Pebbles. A young Junk Banter (I was 29 years old) would begin: When I think about breakfast, the...
REVIEW: Nabisco Salted Caramel Brownie Oreos
French fries. Soft pretzels. Literally any food you can think of. Can Oreos join this highly exclusive list of foods that are better topped with salt? Find out below! Nabisco...
