REVIEW: Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites
Uh oh. It’s that time of year again. That person that you don’t really care for but that you still feel obligated to acknowledge has a birthday coming up. Let’s say...
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REVIEW (x2): Nature Valley Biscuits with Peanut Butter & Nature Valley Biscuits with Almond Butter
People often ask me in that dream I had once, “What’s the best part about running a hugely popular food blog?” Is it giving people something to smile over while...
REVIEW Battle: Pillsbury S’mores Toaster Strudel vs. Kellogg’s S’mores Pop Tarts
We can argue it for centuries. The Kellogg’s Pop Tart vs. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel debate may never be settled. Convenience vs. Quality. Versatility vs. Having to Do Stuff. Fake Frosting vs....
REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands! S’mores Rolls
Your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. You didn’t get the job. You got a flat tire on the drive home. Basically, you suck. What do you do to fix everything?...
REVIEW: Rocky Road Quest Bar
*UPDATE: The Roady Road Quest Bar is here! The review that follows was published on April 29, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively to Quest Lab members. The bar is now...
REVIEW: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar
*UPDATE*: Quest Nutrition released the Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Quest Bar to the general public on July 19, 2016! The review that follows was published on April 28, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively...
REVIEW: Blueberry Muffin Quest Bar
*UPDATE*: The Blueberry Muffin Quest Bar is finally here! The review that follows was published on April 27, 2016 when the bar was available exclusively to Quest Lab members. The bar can...
REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s
*Spits out coffee* GUYS, Hostess Suzy Q’s are back!! Wait a minute… WTF are Suzy Q’s? Hostess Suzy Q’s are comprised of two chocolate cake layers with a creamy filling...
NEWS: Kellogg’s Confuses Drinks For Food; Announces Soda Pop Tarts
A mere days after serving us boiling hot lemonade for breakfast, Kellogg’s continues to display a fundamental misunderstanding of what is food and what is drink by announcing two brand new...
REVIEW: Quest Beyond Cereal Protein Bars
*Updated 14 November 2016: The review that follows was prepared when these bars were introduced as “Quest Protein Crunch Bars,” available to members of Quest Labs. Three of the bars...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Bourbon Pecan Pie (Texas Exclusive)
When you vacation, what activities usually make your itinerary? Assume your destination was Texas – the same state I frequented recently for a bachelor party with 21 other beacons of...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
