REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Pink Lemonade Pop Tarts
It’s a beautiful summer day. The wind chimes are creating masterpieces, and the porch swing sways in sync. You’ve got yourself a nice, big ole’ glass of pink lemonade –...
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REVIEW: Snyder’s Of Hanover Fudge Brownie Pretzel Sandwiches
Decadence is a fudge brownie. Ooey, gooey, and chewy, few desserts hit the spot better than a warm, freshly-baked chocolate brownie. But what if – WHAT IF – the fudge...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Airheads
Like me, Airheads were born in the year 1986. That means the product is turning 30 this year, which also means that I am turning 30 this year. This kind of...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Zebra Brownies
What’s your favorite Little Debbie snack? Can you guess mine? If you guessed Zebra Cakes and Fudge Brownies, you only get partial credit. The correct answer is “All of Them,”...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Raspberry Cheesecake Toaster Strudel
This is it, guys. This is the review where all of my Junk Bantering culminates in me officially throwing in the towel on this whole “health” thing. For you see,...
REVIEW: Entenmann’s French Toast Soft’ees
Entenmann’s French Toast Softees are back on shelves! Please find our review from last year below: WELP that break-up with Thomas’ Maple French Toast English Muffins didn’t go so well....
REVIEW: Thomas’ Banana Bread English Muffins
Before I get to the review of Thomas’ Banana Bread English Muffins, I need to take care of some business. Dear Maple French Toast English Muffins, It pains me to...
REVIEW: Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores
It’s movie night at Junk Banter, and we’re making s’mores! Well, kind of. Tonight we cozy up with a movie and Angie’s Boom Chicka Pop S’mores Kettle Corn. Whenever I...
REVIEW: S’mores Crispy M&M’s
In 1999, Crispy M&M’s were born. They were great! The concept wasn’t too innovative, but they were crispy and everybody loved them. So Mars discontinued them in 2006 because “Haha F-...
REVIEW: Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Tangerine Shortbread
Guests have arrived. It’s 4:00 P.M. The tea is ready; a fresh pot hits the table. A tiered stand in the center of the table holds light snacks for guests to...
NEWS: S’mores Chips Ahoy! Coming Soon; So Am I
S’more breaking news! Fresh off yesterday’s news of S’mores Crispy M&M’s, we have another s’mores product to stuff our faces with right in time for beach season. Grab a towel...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores Bars
A famous food blogger once wrote: “Marshmallows taste like poop.” (Junk Male, 2015) Tonight, a famous food blogger is going to eat marshmallows in order to poop. Introducing Fiber One 90 Calorie S’mores...
