NEWS: S’mores Crispy M&M’s Are Coming; Are Here
(UPDATE: Read our Review of S’mores Crispy M&M’s!) Sick and tired of me sending them Snaps of my diary, Mars has finally gotten their shit together and released S’mores Crispy...
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REVIEW: Ritz Ultimate Butter Crackers
I’m certain of it… Nabisco is just trolling us at this point. In epic displays of food redundancy, Nabisco has already released Cookies & Cream Oreos and Even Thinner Wheat Thins....
REVIEW: Hostess Baseball Cupcakes
Today is MLB Opening Day! This is my favorite day of the year, and that list includes my birthday. If you don’t like baseball, there is a little X in...
REVIEW: Cheez It Sweet & Salty Snack Mix
Cheese & Chocolate – a pairing so inspired that it’s reserved for the fanciest kind of individuals. For example, the French… or the type of person that will only opt...
REVIEW: Betty Crocker Sweet Rewards Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar
Tonight is the first episode of a new three part series here at Junk Banter titled: “Who Exactly is Betty Crocker, And Why Is My Ass So Big?” When I first...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Chunky Monkey
Don’t have a cow, man. I’ve received a lot of requests to review more of the Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Ice Cream line, and tonight I’m going to do just...
REVIEW: 7-Eleven Wild Cherry Slurpee Donut
Guys, I’m very sorry you had to hear this from me, but Slurpees are now donuts. Just two weeks ago, Slurpees were cotton candy. Now, they’re donuts. Yes, the 7-Eleven...
REVIEW BATTLE: Russell Stover Whip Eggs (Mango, Key Lime, Banana, Pineapple)
Happy Easter to those who celebrate! You know what means, right? Something about Jesus, but also that there’s going to be a LOT of Easter candy on clearance. Like these...
REVIEW: Nabisco Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Warning: This is going to be brutal. When there is no backstory for the feature flavor of a limited edition Oreo, I steal jokes from the Internet. When the flavor...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm S’mores Cookies
I’ve got s’more s’mores for you guys… This will never end, and I don’t want it to. Oft-forgotten because we’re too lazy to make our own, the s’mores are getting a resurgence...
REVIEW: Talenti Peanut Butter Pretzel Gelato
What a time to be alive! Apparently jealous that Ben & Jerry’s has rolled out a bunch of new ice creams to ring in 2016, Talenti is throwing 7 new flavors at...
REVIEW: Tastykake Peach Cobbler Mini Donuts
Peach cobbler… peach cobbler… hmm. Guys, there’s no backstory for peach cobbler. It’s peach cobbler. I did a Google search on peach cobbler and found nothing interesting. I did find...
