REVIEW: Buff Bake Birthday Cake
Raise your hand if you eat vanilla frosting straight out of the jar. As I look out towards the audience of nobody reading this, I can only imagine that some people would...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: Malt M&M’s Mini Eggs
When referencing candy, ask anyone what “malt” is and you’ll get the same response: “Whoppers.” Ask them a second time what malt really is, and you’ll likely get a blank stare. Ask...
REVIEW: Tastykake Pancake Krimpets
You wake up…it’s a Saturday. Temperatures are approaching single digits. You’ve had a rough week and just want to be pampered. You’ve got a mean craving for a big stack of pancakes....
REVIEW: D’s Naturals Creamy Chocolate S’mores Fluffbutter
If you’ve never set foot into a nutrition store because #YOLO or whatever, I want you to pay extra attention to tonight’s review. Why? Because this health product is one...
REVIEW: Even Thinner Wheat Thins
LOL. Where do I even begin with these Even Thinner Wheat Thins? Can crackers be self-conscious about their body image, too? I know people all across the nation are desperately...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Non-Dairy Coffee Caramel Fudge
Fueled by the cries of vegans who literally can’t eat anything, Ben & Jerry’s recently announced four non-dairy frozen desserts that are certified vegan and certified non-GMO. Ben & Jerry’s...
REVIEW: Lay’s Fiery Roasted Habanero (Flavor Swap)
Tonight, we’ll explore the fourth and final category in the Lay’s Flavor Swap contest – the Heat Category. This battle is subtitled: “The One That Nobody Cares About.” Let’s meet the...
REVIEW: Snyder’s of Hanover S’mores Sweet & Salty Pretzel Pieces
Tonight I’d like to explore something that is fascinating to me – our collective fascination with s’mores. I love them. You love them. Everybody loves them. Anything flavored like s’mores...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Flavor of the Year Lemon Blueberry Bagels
Thomas’, the popular refined carbohydrate manufacturer, recently announced the first brand new flavor to its bagel line in over two years – Thomas’ Lemon Blueberry Bagels – to celebrate National Bagel Day...
REVIEW: Lay’s Olive Oil & Herb Kettle Cooked (Flavor Swap)
“Don’t fill up on bread.” Okay fine, I’ll fill up on these chips instead… It’s a familiar scene. You’re at a fancy Italian restaurant (Macaroni Grill) with your family. The...
REVIEW: Carrot Cake Hershey’s Kisses
Update: 3/15/18 – Carrot Cake Hershey’s Kisses are back! Please find our original review below as tonight’s featured review. You can purchase Carrot Cake Kisses at Walmart, CVS, and probably some other...
REVIEW: Easter Sundae M&M’s
Chocolate. Ice Cream. The Lord Jesus Christ. What do these three things all have in common? Nothing. Introducing Easter Sundae M&M’s! You wanna talk about a gimmick? Easter Sundae M&M’s...
