REVIEW: Starburst Sweets + Sours
What’s your favorite flavor of Starburst? If you’re a normal person, you’re probably either a Red Starburst whore or a Pink Starburst slut. Nobody says yellow or orange, which is...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: Oskar Blues Death by Coconut
Let it be known upfront… we’re big fans of coconut at Junk Banter. Toasted Coconut Oreos might be our personal favorites of all-time, and we know a thing or two...
REVIEW: Tastykake Gingerbread Kandy Kakes
It’s getting harder and harder to come up with intros. After like, 100 reviews and 100,000 calories consumed, there’s just not a lot of room for pretending anymore. Tonight, I’m going...
REVIEW: Oreo Hot Chocolate (7-Eleven)
With temperatures dropping faster than our blog traffic post-Pumpkin Spice era, ’tis the season for hot chocolate. And ’tis always the season for Oreos. Introducing the new Oreo Hot Chocolate, a...
NEWS: Crystal Pepsi is Back! (Kind of, Sort of)
If you grew up or were alive in the early 90s, you may remember Crystal Pepsi. The product was a crystal clear version of Pepsi that was supposed to taste...
REVIEW: Tastykake Red Velvet Kandy Kakes
Ok… you got me. I’m a hypocrite. While I stand firmly behind my statements that the modern interpretation of red velvet is flawed and dumb, I continue to be drawn...
REVIEW (x2): Sugar Cookie Peeps vs. Hot Cocoa & Cream Peeps
This review is going to trigger all kinds of conflicting emotions for me. Before the winter seasonals invaded shelves, we clamored for sugar cookie to be the dominant flavor of...
REVIEW (x2): Tastykake Gingerbread Mini Donuts & Tastykake Red Velvet Mini Donuts
Ohhh the wonderful mini donut. Regular donuts are fantastic and delicious, but come with a hefty penalty being that they are straight sugar poison. But mini donuts! Food this small...
REVIEW BATTLE: OhYeah! ONE Birthday Cake vs. Combat Crunch Birthday Cake
Tonight we’re going to have our cake and eat it, too. Or should I say “two!” Tonight we’re going to eat two birthday cakes. Well, two birthday-cake flavored protein bars,...
REVIEW (x3): Pumpkin Pie Larabar, Gingerbread Larabar, Snickerdoodle Larabar
When I’m finished up at the gym, I usually want McDonalds. But on the rare occasion that I actually stay on track for longer than 45 minutes, I look for...
REVIEW: Fudge Covered Ritz
One of the many great things about the holiday season is our propensity to dip whatever we could get our grubby little paws on into chocolate. Like, literally, anything. Wanna impress...
REVIEW: Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie Ice Cream
Before we review Blue Bunny Holi-Doodle Christmas Cookie ice cream, a flow chart to get us started: Once you stop giggling from saying “Holi-Doodle,” take a minute and read the...
