REVIEW: Lenny & Larry’s Birthday Cake Complete Cookie
“He want that, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, Cake, cake, cake. I know you wanna bite this; It’s so enticin’. Nothin’ else like...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: 21st Amendment Toaster Pastry
Today, we will be reviewing a beer that is inspired by Pop Tarts. Let me repeat myself; I’m not sure that sunk in. Today we will be reviewing a beer that...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Turkey Kit
Confession time: while I take great pride in all my baking accomplishments, I can admit that presentation is not my strong point. I’m too impatient, and usually too hungry, to get...
REVIEW: Hostess Merry Minty Holiday Cakes
Are cupcakes one of the macros I’m supposed to be tracking? Because Hostess has been throwing limited edition cupcakes at me without remorse. The Hostess Pumpkin Spice cupcakes were so...
REVIEW: Hostess Peppermint Ho Hos
This peppermint shit is out of control. There’s your intro… There is no shortage of chocolate cake rolls with cream filling out there. Growing up (emphasis on “growing” because I...
REVIEW: Nabisco Peppermint Oreos
Nabisco Peppermint Oreos. They’re not new, but they’re limited edition and they’re Oreos so we have to review them because people Google “Oreos” all the time and we are desperate...
REVIEW: Gingerbread Oreos
Much like when I reviewed Toasted Coconut Oreos, I am drawing a blank for an intro. Continuing the tradition, here are the five best Gingerbread jokes I found on the...
REVIEW: Hot Chocolate M&M’s
Ok guys. It’s been exactly three days since I reviewed the Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies, and my life has completely spiraled out of control since. Those cookies were so...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year (Salted Caramel)
My third Toll House cookie review was originally going to be the Pumpkin Spice cookies, with white chocolate chips and pumpkin puree. But…I just can’t. I cannot physically consume anything...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch
Happy Halloween, everyone! Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch is back for the one millionth year in a row. To celebrate the holiday, please find our review from last year below, wherein...
REVIEW: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy!
*Updated 10 November 2016: Nabisco Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy! cookies have returned to store shelves! These cookies debuted in 2015 and I’m very excited for their return. Find out why by reading...
REVIEW: Special K Red Velvet Pastry Crisps
Pardon my French, but I’m here tonight to settle this Red Velvet bullshit once and for all. You are very aware of “Red Velvet,” because the phrase has been thrown around recklessly...
