REVIEW: Boulder Canyon Pumpkin Pie and Turkey & Gravy Potato Chips
As we proceed through October, the pumpkins are turning to turkeys. Holiday flavors are invading store shelves at an alarming clip. Soon, I will have to wave goodbye to pumpkin...
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REVIEW: JELL-O Pumpkin Pie Pudding
If you found this review by Googling “JELL-O Pudding,” then you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Pudding is a snack typically reserved for children and people without teeth. It is best...
REVIEW: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats
Ok, just, hear me out. Dog treats are technically junk food. They just happen to be junk food for a very specific audience (dogs). So by definition, they fall into the...
REVIEW: Eggo Pumpkin Spice Waffles
“L’eggo my Eggo” has been a popular advertising slogan for Eggo waffles since as early as 1972. The slogan implies that somebody hijacked your waffles while you were making them...
REVIEW: Doritos Rainbows
Today’s review will not be your typical review. We would just like to feature a really fun product borne of a really great cause. In September 2015, Frito-Lay announced on its social...
REVIEW: Starbucks Toasted Graham Latte
Starbucks is so much fun. No matter how ridiculous or unhealthy our demands are, they are happy to oblige. Simply glancing at this “Top 10 Worst Starbucks Drinks” list will permanently increase your blood...
NEWS: Nabisco Filled Cupcake Oreos To Hit Shelves, Probably
We’ve got wind of yet another new Oreo possibly hitting shelves. Fresh on the heels of Cinnamon Bun Oreos are limited edition Filled Cupcake Oreos. We are going to twist &...
REVIEW: Quest Bars (Updated with Chocolate Glazed Doughnut)
Excluding Oreos, candy, cupcakes, beer, potato chips, and ice cream, I’m pretty healthy! Don’t let this blog fool you – I spend a great deal of time and energy in the gym....
REVIEW: Ruffles All Dressed Potato Chips
What the hell is “All Dressed?” All Dressed (sometimes “All Dressed Up”) is a wildly popular flavor of potato chip in Canada. According to our friends at UrbanDictionary.com, All Dressed...
REVIEW: Pumpkin Pie Quest Bar
I first discovered Quest Bars in Winter 2013 when I was locked in a battle with Tony Horton and the P90X workout program. During this time, I had my nutrition so...
REVIEW: Great American Beer Festival 2015
The Great American Beer Festival is our version of a family reunion. Friends fly in from all over the country to enjoy a blissful weekend of cherishing old memories, creating new memories, and then...
REVIEW: Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Confession time: I don’t fully understand marshmallows. Especially giant marshmallows. Do people snack on these things straight out of the bag? Here’s my scouting report on marshmallows: 1) Good in...
