While we cannot confirm, deny, or provide any meaningful information whatsoever, we’ve gotten wind of what may be the newest Oreo hitting shelves in the near future. We used this photo with...
*Updated September 29, 2016: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter has returned to store shelves! This product debuted last fall and is a special, special product. Please find our review from...
Junk Banter is heading to the 2015 Great American Beer Festival in Denver this weekend! Held annually, GABF is the largest ticketed beer festival in the United States. Drunk Female and...
I’m thinking of changing my nickname from “Drunk Female” to “English Muffin Madame” or something. I’ve only drank, like, two beers in the past week but I’ve eaten enough English muffins...
Growing up, Thomas’ English Muffins were a symbol of wealth to me. If I slept over your house and got one of these for breakfast, I likely assumed that you were...
No food says “I hate myself” quite like the doughnut. It’s a scientific fact that there’s no way to navigate eating a doughnut without having sticky fingers, getting powdered sugar...
At some point during the dog days of summer, pumpkin beers invade liquor stores. When many people spot that first pumpkin beer, they’re filled with rage at the thought of...
Can somebody please release a pumpkin salad so I can get my life together? Hmm… What’s that? Trader Joe’s HAS released a pumpkin salad? That’s neat! Anyway, tonight we will...
The first macaron I ever had was about 5 years ago at Laduree in Paris, France. I was backpacking and had a strict budget of $30 per day for food. I bought one...
Putting it politely, I had a very “fat” adolescence. If AOL 2.0 had made it easier to start a junk food blog, I would have reviewed Cheez Doodles every single night...
Because I can’t think of a good hook for tonight’s review, here are the five best coconut jokes I could find on the Internet: 5) What did one coconut say to...
So here we are. Can anybody even remember what the original Twinkie cream flavor was? It was vanilla, right? WRONG! When Twinkies were invented in 1930, the was bananas. Literally....
