You know that feeling when two boring things come together to produce something infinitely more exciting?
Example: Hairspray isn’t exciting, a lighter isn’t exciting… but put them together and I know for a FACT that you can clear out a room and that your Dad will spank your ass raw.
Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Whoppers are the hairspray & lighter of the junk food world.
Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Whoppers
Who asked for this mash-up? Nobody! But I actually think enrobing Whoppers – a candy I only eat when others are giving it away – in a Hershey’s milk chocolate that I never buy on its own, sounds pretty damn good for some, strange reason.
“Milk Chocolate with Malt Flavored Cookie Bits” is the description. You’re probably thinking, “Aren’t Whoppers already covered in chocolate?” Yes, but now they’re trapped inside a huge hunk of it… and it’s a different kind of chocolate than what you normally get with Whoppers.
I have no idea why I want to eat this so badly.
Following the same playbook as the Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Reese’s Pieces candy bar that debuted last year, this bar uses an extra thick milk chocolate vehicle. You can see some evidence of the embedded Whoppers on the outside and tons of it on the bottom, but none on top.
Break it in half, though, and you’ll quickly see this is loaded with Whoppers.
The flavor of the Whoppers is surprisingly pronounced when paired with Hershey’s milk chocolate. Essentially, it upgrades that weird, waxy chocolate that normally covers Whoppers. By doing this, the flavor of the malt flavored cookie balls is able to shine.
Guys… I don’t know why, but I love Hershey’s Milk Chocolate & Whoppers. It’s like an improved version of Hershey’s Krackel that I actually want to eat. I will be buying this again.
Maybe Whoppers secretly rule…?
Burning Questions:
- Do Whoppers secretly rule? No.
- You know what other two things are boring? No, what?
- You and this blog. ?
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 8.5 out of 10
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