When you don’t know what truffle you want to buy…
Or ice cream you want to eat.
Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan Truffles
Description: A delicate white chocolate shell infused with strawberry envelopes irritability smooth milk and white truffle fillings. (via Lindt’s website, which called it “LNIDOR” and is selling these exclusively as an 800 PIECE CASE.)
If the only ice cream flavors you eat are chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry, then I’d call you boring and unadventurous. But if you’re eating all three at once, then I respect you. You’re a traditionalist, but you’re still fun.
Oh… and if you’re one of those people who only eat one flavor out of a Neapolitan carton and leave the rest, then you’re just an asshole.
The truffles look like ice cream boobies.
Wow, these frozen knockers are stellar.
The Lindt LINDOR Neapolitan truffles are excellent! The creaminess of the white chocolate just absolutely sets these apart from the mainstream competitors. It acts as your vanilla while fruity accents from the strawberry powder make it especially unique.
The milk chocolate filling is luscious as always. Because their chocolate melts in your mouth so effortlessly, the connection to ice cream is even more apparent.
All three flavors are easily noticeable and none of them nullify the others. I taste all three in harmony, and perhaps more important than anything else, the strawberry flavor is authentic. A lot of times, brands go overboard with strawberry chemicals. Others times they just don’t go strong enough (I recall a weak strawberry in Neapolitan M&M’s a couple years back). The strawberry powder proves a smart move.
I absolutely love these.
Buy these if you’re traditional, but still fun.
Burning Questions:
- Do you see everything as boobies, virgin? Ouch (yes).
- Which flavor in Neapolitan is your favorite? Vanilla.
- Who’s the boring one now? …dammit.
Place of Purchase: Target, Harris Teeter
Rating: 9.5 out of 10
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