Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter!
Little Debbie Ice Cream
It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you do…
As if your pantry wasn’t already a permanent home to Ms. Debbie’s snack cakes (how DID those get in there, anyway?), your lunch box has now invaded your freezer too thanks to SEVEN new Little Debbie Ice Creams that are here to absolutely destroy your diet:
- Oatmeal Creme Pies ice cream.
- Cosmic Brownies ice cream.
- Zebra Cakes ice cream.
- Honey Buns ice cream.
- Strawberry Shortcake Rolls ice cream.
- Swiss Rolls ice cream.
- Nutty Bars ice cream.
The new treats are made by Hudsonville Ice Cream – a brand that’s been around since 1926 that you might not have heard of until February 1st when all 7 of these Little Debbie Ice Creams showed up on your Facebook feed and instantly gave all of your fat deposits an erection.
The ice creams are available exclusively at Walmart, where they’ll be available year-round for just $2.50 a pint!
This review is part of a series. Today’s Little Debbie Ice Cream is:
Little Debbie Nutty Bars Ice Cream
Little Debbie Nutty Bars Ice Cream features a peanut butter ice cream swirled with chocolatey waffle cone pieces and a fudge swirl.
It was a real pro move by Lil’ D to go with a peanut butter ice cream for the base. When you’ve got a less-than-premium ice cream (i.e. they pumped a shit-ton of air in it), going with something as flavorful as peanut butter is always a good idea. Roasted peanuts are pretty high on the ingredient list and, I must admit: I’ve had full-fat peanut butter ice creams that have tasted less like peanut butter than this one does.
My initial impression is that the mix-in density appears to be pretty strong too.
The fudge swirl is far from decadent, but let’s be honest – neither is the chocolatey coating on a Nutty Bar. I’m just stoked to have both flavors (the peanut butter and the chocolate) represented in amounts that feel right appropriate for a Nutty Bar. Sure, there’s way more peanut butter, but that’s how it should be!
The chocolatey waffle cone pieces are delicious. They coated them fairly thick too; I think I get a bigger burst of chocolate from the occasional waffle cone piece than I do from the more abundant swirl. The only minor gripe I would add is that I I can clearly taste that this is a waffle cone piece and not a wafer like what’s used in a Nutty Bar. It doesn’t detract from the deliciousness – just makes it less authentic.
Few things are as good as Nutty Bars, but the Little Debbie Nutty Bars Ice Cream is a damn solid budget-friendly ice cream that exceeds expectations.
Burning Questions:
- Waffle cones aren’t Nutty Bars. I know, I said that.
- Then why did they call it Nutty Bars? To make you buy it.
- I can’t wait to buy it! I know…
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 7.5 out of 10
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