Man, when Little Debbie isn’t making us fat, she’s making us fatter!
Little Debbie Ice Cream
It’s official: Little Debbie now has a bigger presence in your kitchen than you do…
As if your pantry wasn’t already a permanent home to Ms. Debbie’s snack cakes (how DID those get in there, anyway?), your lunch box has now invaded your freezer too thanks to SEVEN new Little Debbie Ice Creams that are here to absolutely destroy your diet:
- Oatmeal Creme Pies ice cream.
- Cosmic Brownies ice cream.
- Zebra Cakes ice cream.
- Honey Buns ice cream.
- Strawberry Shortcake Rolls ice cream.
- Swiss Rolls ice cream.
- Nutty Bars ice cream.
The new treats are made by Hudsonville Ice Cream – a brand that’s been around since 1926 that you might not have heard of until February 1st when all 7 of these Little Debbie Ice Creams showed up on your Facebook feed and instantly gave all of your fat deposits an erection.
The ice creams are available exclusively at Walmart, where they’ll be available year-round for just $2.50 a pint!
This review is part of a series. Today’s Little Debbie Ice Cream is:
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls Ice Cream
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls ice cream features chocolatey cake ice cream with chocolate cake pieces and a swirl of whipped cream.
You’ve heard me say it time and again through these Little Debbie ice cream reviews: you shouldn’t expect a rich, premium, indulgent ice cream for $2.50 and under 700 calories.
But with that said, I have full-fat chocolate ice creams in my fridge that taste worse than this chocolate cake ice cream. It has a surprisingly robust chocolate flavor and it’s sweeter than a lot of others. And sweeter is a good thing when it comes to an ice cream inspired by a Little Debbie Cake Roll.
I wasn’t expecting much from the whipped creme swirl but it does add something. In a way, it almost tastes marshmallowy. Not exactly something you equate with a Swiss Roll, but what are we gonna do? Complain that it tastes too much like marshmallow?
The chocolate cake pieces are good when you can find them, but mine were small and not very plentiful. Because they were firm, they reminded me a little of brownie chunks.
The structure and composition of this ice cream is basically the inverse of the Little Debbie Zebra Cakes Ice Cream. The vanilla ice cream is now chocolate, the fudge swirl is now whipped creme, and the yellow cake pieces are now chocolate cake pieces. They’re fair comps quality wise; it just comes down whether you like a predominantly chocolate ice cream or a predominantly vanilla one.
In summary, this tastes nothing like Swiss Rolls but I’m a fatass and I’m going to eat it all right now.
Burning Questions:
- Is Little Debbie Swiss? I don’t f*cking know…
- Are Swiss Rolls better than Ho Hos? Definitely, yes.
- Not this Ho Ho… 😉I’m flattered but taken.
Place of Purchase: Walmart
Rating: 7 out of 10
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