I don’t know about you guys, but I am sick and tired of having to dip my hand into one bag, then DIP IT AGAIN into another thing, and THEN lift it up to my face.

Problem solved…

Tostitos Hint of Spicy Queso

Partially.

Ok sadly they don’t leap out of the bag right into your mouth, but at least we’ve cut out the middle man since I was DEFINITELY going to dip these in queso anyway.

New Tostitos Hint of Spicy Queso, which feature a big ole jar of salsa verde on the package, are here! These use the bite-sized round tortilla chips for maximum snackability and reduce the risk of dripping queso all over my shirt by 100%. They could serve as a great new base for nachos but I’m more interested in reducing my dip & chip experience to a single bite.

Or more likely, hundreds of single bites.

The Hint of Spicy Queso Tostitos are lightly dusted with seasoning. They use corn tortillas as the base and then sprinkle on a combination of salt, cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, monterey jack cheese, cream, butter, sour cream, spices and jalapeño in hopes of producing that magical “hint” of queso dip. But are they successful?

Aw shit, I already got queso seasoning all over my shirt…

They ARE successful! The queso flavor that emanates from these is the same you find in those bright orange Tostitos brand “Salsa con Queso” jars. I would say it’s pretty remarkable how accurate it is, but it really shouldn’t be since both are Tostitos products. They’re highly snackable, highly delicious, and highly dangerous. Love ’em.

My only complaints are they could be spicier, and what’s with this all this “hint” shit? If they really wanted this to simulate an authentic experience, they would be “Heaping Glob of Spicy Queso Tostitos.”

Burning Questions:

1. Is “queso” Spanish for “delicious”? Yep!
2. Is “Tostitos” English for “bring the party”?  Yep!
3. Is “Junk Banter” Fat Ass for “Loser Who Eats Everything from His Couch”? Yep!

Place of Purchase: Shop Rite

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

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