REVIEW: Wendy’s Baconator Pringles
Once you pop the fun don’t stop, am I right, Guy?! Wendy’s Employee: Sir that’s your 13th Baconator in two hours; I really think you should stop. Me: No way...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Once you pop the fun don’t stop, am I right, Guy?! Wendy’s Employee: Sir that’s your 13th Baconator in two hours; I really think you should stop. Me: No way...
You know you live in a weird, perverse country when maple bacon cereal feels like child’s play compared to the breakfast you ate yesterday… Post Maple Bacon Donuts Honey Brunches...
I may be alone in this, but I really miss the days when bacon was a complement and not a centerpiece. A Wendy’s Baconator is one thing, but we are...
Making sure they use EVERY part of the chicken for new shells, Taco Bell follows the Naked Chicken Chalupa with the Naked Egg Taco… The Naked Egg Taco features your...
American has gone soft, and for once I’m not referring to our body fat. Ladies and gentlemen… your 4th Place potato chips: On July 10th, Lay’s announced 10 semifinalists for...
Given their resounding success with the last breakfast-flavored English muffin (Maple French Toast), Thomas is now trying to upstage himself. “How many different breakfasts can I cram into one package?”...
Ladies and gentleman, Walmart now sells gigantic suicide pills in the freezer aisle. For a mere $4.84, you can write your own death sentence with these new pre-packaged cake donut...
The first day of summer is upon us! You know what that means? You’re going to get invited to a shit-ton of BBQs soon… fun! But, oh no. Now you...
Do you like bacon? Don’t answer that. You like bacon…a lot. This is America, after all. Land of the Free and Home of the Bacon. So here I find myself in...
Bacon and chocolate are an unforgiving junk food pair. You need to get so much exactly right: the ratio of bacon/chocolate, the texture of the bacon, the bitterness of the chocolate, etc....