REVIEW: Birthday Cake Quest Bar
Disclosure: Quest Nutrition provided me two boxes of their new Birthday Cake Quest Bar free of charge. Huge thanks to their team for this gesture, but it did not affect...
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REVIEW: Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles
Happy Birthday! Today is your birthday, right? It’s not? Oh. Well that’s too bad. I bought these Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles just for you. But since it’s not your birthday,...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Kisses Birthday Cake
Happy 109th Birthday, Hershey’s! I’d kiss you but you’re 109 and that’s gross! Hershey’s, apparently not confident it would make it to 110, is celebrating its 109th birthday in the grandest...
REVIEW: Brach’s Birthday Cake Candy Corn
Here we go again. My history with candy corn is a tumultuous one. I do not care for the confection in its yellow, orange, and white configuration. It’s waxy and weird and it...
REVIEW: Keebler Fudge Stripes Birthday Cake Cookies
Ernest J. Keebler, the ringleader of the Keebler Elves, was conceived in the year 1968. He was born as a 75-year-old dwarf-boy where he has remained for eternity. Even Keebler...
REVIEW: OhYeah! ONE Chocolate Birthday Cake
If you’ve been following my expeditious descent into obesity, you’re aware that I consumed OhYeah! ONE Birthday Cake bars for about 3 months straight to pretend I still had a...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites
Uh oh. It’s that time of year again. That person that you don’t really care for but that you still feel obligated to acknowledge has a birthday coming up. Let’s say...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Airheads
Like me, Airheads were born in the year 1986. That means the product is turning 30 this year, which also means that I am turning 30 this year. This kind of...
REVIEW (x2): Cold Stone Creamery Rainbow Cakery & Peanut Butter Madness Eggs
Tonight I tell a tale about a plan that backfired. This post is NSFW. Those who follow us on social media know that I periodically (constantly) post pictures of new...
REVIEW (x3): Chef Robert Irvine’s Fit Elite Birthday Cake, Fit Elite Cookie Dough, Fit Elite Cookies ‘N’ Cream
After reviewing nearly 40 different protein bars and over 10 different Oreos in Junk Banter’s short life, it doesn’t take an Arnold Schwarzenegger to see that my fitness has reached an Elite level. My...
REVIEW: Buff Bake Birthday Cake
Raise your hand if you eat vanilla frosting straight out of the jar. As I look out towards the audience of nobody reading this, I can only imagine that some people would...
REVIEW: MusclePharm Combat Crunch Bars (All of Them)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about our fantastic readers, it’s that you all definitely want me to die. Before I even had a chance to digest the 220g of...
