REVIEW: Nestle Butterfinger Dark
Happy Halloween! Here’s a not-that-new candy bar review that I wrote in March but forgot to publish until today. The last time I used “butt,” “finger” and “dark” in the...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Happy Halloween! Here’s a not-that-new candy bar review that I wrote in March but forgot to publish until today. The last time I used “butt,” “finger” and “dark” in the...
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
When I said I wanted a smokin’ hot butt, I certainly wasn’t asking for this. Nestle Smokin’ Hot Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups are the latest product to infuse spice into chocolate,...
The Nobel Peace Prize. The Pulitzer Prize. A Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Award. These are some of the greatest honors one could ever achieve, but they all mean shit compared to winning Nestle...
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...