REVIEW: Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar
What do you get when you combine the world’s best-selling cookie with an international powerhouse in chocolatiering? An oversized weight-gain supplement that retails for $3.98 at Walmart. The drug’s name? The...
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REVIEW: Shimmery White Chocolate M&M’s
White Chocolate M&M’s – such a simple concept that it’s impossible to understand why we haven’t had them yet. It’s particularly impossible because we have had them. White Chocolate M&M’s have...
REVIEW: Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles
Happy Birthday! Today is your birthday, right? It’s not? Oh. Well that’s too bad. I bought these Godiva Birthday Cake Truffles just for you. But since it’s not your birthday,...
REVIEW: Lindt Lindor Pumpkin Spice Truffles
Pardon my being a dumbass and all, but what exactly is a truffle? Yeah, I kinda know what a truffle is. But I kinda don’t at the same time. When...
REVIEW: Caramel Apple Milky Way
Caramel Apple Milky Way is back on shelves! Please find our review below: A list of fall flavors, by Junk Banter: 1) Pumpkin Spice 2) Caramel Apple 3) Apple Cinnamon...
REVIEW: Brach’s Brunch Favorites Candy Corn
Fast forward through the part where I don’t like candy corn and hit play at the part where I love me some brunch. Brach’s new Target-exclusive candy corn is inspired by the...
REVIEW: White Boo-tterscotch M&M’s
When it comes to food, it takes a lot to frighten me. I’ve eaten a lot of scary shit for this blog. Take , for example, which never required a...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Kisses Pumpkin Spice
Nothing is as exciting as a good “first.” Think back to: Your first car. (What are all these BUTTONS?!) Your first kiss. (Was that a tongue?!) Your first pumpkin spice product...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year (Butterfinger Baking Bits)
The Nobel Peace Prize. The Pulitzer Prize. A Nickelodeon’s Kid Choice Award. These are some of the greatest honors one could ever achieve, but they all mean shit compared to winning Nestle...
REVIEW: Reese’s Stuffed with Pieces Candy
Everybody expect a cheesy announcement in the mail, because Reese’s is pregnant… Reese’s Pieces are the all-too-neglected offspring of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. It’s not that anybody dislikes Reese’s Pieces, but it...
REVIEW: Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites
Uh oh. It’s that time of year again. That person that you don’t really care for but that you still feel obligated to acknowledge has a birthday coming up. Let’s say...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with M&M’s & Hostess Brownies made with Milky Way
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
