REVIEW: Smartfood Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix
This is gonna be quite the intro, but one of the side effects of running Junk Banter is that I have accidentally revealed way too much about Cap’n Crunch’s sexual...
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REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix & Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Maple Syrup
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Cotton Candy Crunch
Cap’n Crunch’s Cotton Candy Crunch – a runaway winner for the best alliterated cereal of all-time. But I’m here today to hand out a different kind of award to the...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Strawberry Shortcake Crunch
I know what you’re thinking… Great, a strawberry shortcake that cuts the roof of my mouth… Cap’n Crunch’s Strawberry Shortcake Crunch But did you know there’s a reason the cereal...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Blueberry Pancake Crunch
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch
The Cap’n has traded in his pirate ship for an ice cream cart, and he’s now proudly serving up Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch. Remarkably, an ice cream man wearing a...
Look What I Found: 07/09/2016
To close out each week, I’ll post photos of some exciting new items that I’ve found recently. Each of these photos was shared directly to our Instagram page this week...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch
Happy Halloween, everyone! Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch is back for the one millionth year in a row. To celebrate the holiday, please find our review from last year below, wherein...
