I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
I trust you’ve heard about Christmas miracles. Well, today I discuss a Christmas tragedy. For some unthinkable, horrible, bullshit reason, General Mills has replaced life-changing Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with this...
#CerealRant. It is absolutely fantastic to see all these pumpkin spice cereals being rolled out, but why only the healthy ones? Last year, we got shredded wheat. Shredded wheat! This year,...
Predictable. Boring at times, but overall pretty good. Such is life. The above description applies to both Life (the cereal) and life (in general). I definitely enjoy it, but it...
The Cap’n has traded in his pirate ship for an ice cream cart, and he’s now proudly serving up Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch. Remarkably, an ice cream man wearing a...
Ah, lazy breakfasts. The best kinds of meals are the ones that still taste good without having to do work and clean up and stuff. Perhaps the laziest breakfast is...
BREAKING: Tony the Tiger has been charged with attempted murder… The last thing I think when I eat Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes is “needs more sugar,” but here we are with...
Here is a list of people who eat Cheerios: Babies. Grandpa. No, I’m not here to bash on Cheerios today. Cheerios are a classic. It’s just that we all ate...
Welp, since we don’t have a release date on the Fruity Crisp Oreos yet, I guess I’m just going to have to eat a bowl of Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles every...
It’s National Cereal Day! What does that mean? Nothing, but let’s review some cereal just to play along. Today I have the pleasure of reviewing a product which proves that incessant crying...
Guys, shut up. EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP. Do you realize what we might have on our hands with Kellogg’s JIF PB&J Strawberry Cereal? Do you fully understand the potential here? Let me...
Every once in a blue moon, a product is released that transcends the normal rating scale. Maybe it was released at the perfect time of year or, better yet, at...
Happy Halloween, everyone! Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch is back for the one millionth year in a row. To celebrate the holiday, please find our review from last year below, wherein...
