I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story and full array of images. Today’s quick bite is: Milky Way Marshmallow with Caramel Minis Description: Milky Way Marshmallow with Caramel debuted...
If I were a trail mix, which would I be? Milka Oreo Choco-Mix rounds out the trio of Milka-Oreo products released in the U.S., joining the Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars and...
Update: 3/22/18 – Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Eggs are back! Please find our original review below. This one was written by Junk Banter alumna Drunk Female. Cadbury Mini Eggs are...
What the fuffle..? Ben & Jerry’s just released a brand new flavor called Truffle Kerfuffle. I consider myself a betting man (I once bet actual cash on the Puppy Bowl),...
A moment of silence for an ice cream I never tried… RIP Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk. Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk was sweet cream cinnamon ice cream...
With a couple of months under our belts, it’s time to focus on how much we’re failing at our New Year’s resolutions. The common person is going to gain some weight around...
Hey friends! This is Drunk Female, the lazy friend of Junk Male. Every now and then I resurface in a half-hearted attempt to eat some candy and write about it....
You’re welcome. My hunger for limited edition garbage is limitless; it cannot be contained by this country’s borders. Last year I learned that Cadbury was selling Cadbury Oreo Eggs for Easter....
Ahem… hello. My name is Junk Banter and I’m an ice cream-aholic. Have you ever gotten the feeling that an ice cream was made specifically for you? Ben & Jerry’s...
It’s 2:30 P.M., and the hunger panes are setting in. It’s time for a coffee break. Here’s what Chobani’s idea of a coffee break was: Put on a pot of coffee....
And now for the Hostess ice cream that you care about the least. The only time I hear someone mention Hostess Sno Balls these days, it’s in the sentence: “I...
Today I’d like to discuss symbolism in junk food, and I’m putting the spotlight on the Hostess Cupcake squiggle. Nothing made my chubby little ass dance with excitement more than...
